"Come inside," Nickophrena said, smiling, "and I'll show you around my house."
Jim followed the sexy goddess into her enormous Greek palace, his eyes darting from one wondrous sight to another as he entered.
"This is my golden fountain," Nicky was saying. "Over there in that display case is a chunk of the philosopher's stone. And that plant comes straight from the Garden of Eden. There's a little cave there behind a waterfall, and I know the water nymph Tandiel who lives there..."
"This place is enormous!" Jim stammered.
Nicky laughed. "You should see the unicorn stable! And my aviary. I've got two of just about every bird in existence in there. I finally got a Lunian Loveswan from the Gnome village on the other side of Nirvana."
Jim went to one open window and peered out over the lush fields of Nicky's estate. "How big is Nirvana, anyway?"
"Didn't I tell you this before? It's about fifty thousand light-years of plains, then the mountains start."
"What do you do for fun around here?"
Nicky smiled. "We can go up to my bedroom..."
"Yes, please!" Jim blurted. "But I wasn't referring to that."
"Okay, after we make love, I'll show you--"
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