Heidi Klum was getting frustrated. She couldn't find anything to wear that she found attractive. The only outfits in her new size were all ugly. Then, she suddenly smiled.
"Hey, this one doesn't look so bad," Heidi said. Her boyfriend, Ted, was confused. It was the same flowery muumuu she had rejected a few minutes ago. Now, though, she seemed to believe it was the height of fashion.
"Oh yeah!" Heidi said, "Get me more like this one!" She skipped along, holding the muumuu and happily smiling. She had no idea that the leprechaun, under orders from Cindy Crawford, had played with Heidi's mind. Now she not only believed that her current weight was normal, but that this ugly muumuu was a beautiful dress.
Fri May 19 06:38:35 2006