Later Mulan, Yao, and Ling were sitting around a camp fire having a few drinks and concragalating Mulan on her first time. (Chien Po wasn't there because he didn't drink no see prostitutes.)
"So "Ping"," Chuckled Yao since every man in the army knew Mulan was a girl and a lesbian. She wasn't the first to do this, and as long as she kept her gender relitivly secret no one was going to say anything. Basicly the rule was woman can join the army they just have to dress and act like men and be lesbians, and Mulan fit the bill. "did she really believe the whole "Oh am a little girl just trying to save her father."" Raising his voice as high as he could for the last bit.
"Of course she did. You would think after 500 houndred years of that the whores would catch on." Said Mulan. "I mean come on there is what, 30 or so lesbian solders in this camp alone." Mulan chuckled as she took a sip of her sake.
"What do you expect from whore's? Thats why they have that protection spell on the camp because they keep forgetting to take their pill's." Joked Ling. "Speaking of protection, you did remeamber to take your pill this morning right?" He asked even though he was sure she did.
"Why would I be on the pill?" Asked Mulan thinking the sake may have been affecting Ling's brain faster than normal.
Hearing this Yao gagged on the sake he was drinking. Both Mulan and Ling went over to help their short friend.
"Cough cough. Mulan didn't Ling tell you?" Said Yao after he finished gagging.
"Tell me what?!" Asked Mulan, now trully afraid of what was happening. Yao turned to face Ling picked him up by the shirt with one hand the other preparing to punch him in the nose. "How could you forget to tell her?!" He roared at the much skinnyer man. Ling just shruged his shoulders then put his hands in front of his face as Yao was getting ready to feed him a knuckle sandwhich through his face.
"What didn't he tell me?!" Yelled Mulan. Yao still holding on to Ling so he wouldn't run turn to Mulan and said...
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