"You want me to what?" Mulan didn't understand how she could do that.
"Thanks to my business, there are many soldiers who gladly or reluctantly do as I say. They will cover for you so that you can get close to wherever Captain Li is, and keep him from reaching you. You will use a special uniform to expose parts of your female body to him when no one else is looking. Also you will act and speak in your sexiest manner to him alone. You will leave porno where he can find it, and spike his tea with an aphrodisiac, as well as take other measures my agents will instruct you in. You are to make the good captain mad with lust. When he surrenders to his animal needs, short of raping villagers, there will only be one place he can go for women. My place."
"Er, what if he discovers I am a woman, and goes to me, instead?"
"Then you had better fuck him like your life depends on it. Because it does."
Sat Jan 07 04:38:51 2006