"Right!" Mulan gave a scared grin. "Well...What would any guy's first time be like?" Her cover-up macho attitude returned. "It was everything I thought it'd be. And, uh, more! It made a real man out of me, alright!" She attempted hocking a loogy, again. Like her others, it dangled from her lip. She slapped it between her hands. "I can't wait to do it again!" she said, rubbing her hands together. "But only when I can afford it! I have to send money back home. -My father's sick! The bills are terrible! My mother's - "
"The details; the details. Every guy knows that," Yao scowled.
"Sex like an old joke," Ling said. "If it's done right, you still get a kick out of it."
"Done right?? Are men born knowing how to do it right?" Mulan - trying to hide her distaste - reviewed what she had overheard about sex from the men in the army, and the boys in her village. They all seemed to brag. "Oh, right! Of course I did it right! I *am* a real man, after all!
"As soon as I got into the tent, I turned the light out - "
"What kind of guy turns the light out?" Yao glared at her with his one good eye.
"No! She turned the light out!"
"How does that whore stay in business turning the light out?" Ling chuckled.
"No, that's right, I remember, now! The lamp went out -On accident! Of *course* I immediately lit it again! That's the manly thing to do, you know!" She punched her palm.
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