Ranmas Hentainomicon: Wasting cash on sexy candy.

Unending BE - episode 494488

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"I want you to help me figure out a way to blow this card on non-sexy things there. I just won't tell her how I spent it, that should take care of it." Hiroshi looked at Daisuke, they both seemed to think about her question for a moment.

"How much cash is on the card?"

"I don't know, I didn't ask and she didn't tell me." Ranma said, pulling the card out and holding it in front of them. The small plain piece of plastic revealed little.

"Well, you could always blow it on candy if its not too much."

"Wait, candy? You mean they sell candy there?" Ranma said, disbelief evident in her voice.

"Yeah, well, I mean its not normal candy. But you can probably get a lot of candy with that."

"Alright! Lets go waste some money!" Ranma shouted excitedly, jumping in the air as their pace towards the sex shop picked up.

In no time at all, the trio was inside the store, in an aisle that Ranma hadn't been in before. Ranma marvelled as Hiroshi and daisuke picked up packs of various types of candy and either handing it to her, or debating between themselves whether she'd like it or not. After a few minutes of this they seemed to decide that they probably had enough.

"What all am I getting?" Ranma asked nervously, looking at the smiling women, broken english, and odd characters on some of the packages.

"Well, we didn't think you'd like the gummi cocks Ranma." Hiroshi admited grinning.

"But we did get you some candy, thats well... More to a girls tastes." Daisuke continued.

"A girls tastes..." Ranma wondered for a moment. "You mean like a ice-cream parfait?" She asked hopefully.

"Uh, yeah... kind of like that" Hiroshi admited, a bead of sweat running down the back of his neck.

"You better get the card out and pay for that before we go Ranma."

Ranma nodded and walked up to the counter by herself, set the boxes of candy down, and pulled out the card. The clerk took it, swiped it, then bagged the candy up and handed it to her.

"How much is left on the card?" She asked hopeful that the large amount of sweets would put a dent in it.

The clerk looked at her strangely. "This card is on Nodoka-san's special no-limit account. I assumed you knew. Are you sure this card is yours?" Hiroshi and Daisuke charged forward.

"Of course its hers!"

"Yeah! Don't you know who this is!" Hiroshi bellowed at the startled clerk.

"Just look at her! Can't you tell?" The clerk studied Ranma for a second, then nodded, seeming to agree with them.

"I suppose you're right, I don't see how else she could have it after all."

Ranma thanked the clerk and left quickly with Daisuke and Hiroshi in tow.

"Wow, an unlimited account! Think of what we could buy!"

"Yeah, I've got a few ideas myself!"

Ranma sighed as the two continued to debate about it behind her for a few minutes. After enduring a few uncomfortable questions about buying them videos Ranma decided to change the subject. "So what do you think I shoud try first?" She asked opening the bag, stopping to allow the two boys to walk by her so they could turn around and help her pick. After a few moments of shuffling, Hiroshi pulled out a small roll of little white hard candies. He opened it up, and droped one into Ranma's waiting hand. before sealing it back up and dropping it back into the bag.

"Aren't you going to try one too?" Ranma asked suspiciously looking at the candy more closely than she had before.

"No... Its really more just a girl thing." Daisuke said unconvincingly. Ranma eyed him, but popped it into her mouth all the same. She immediately grimmaced.

"Ugh! Its bitter, and salty! I thought you said it was sweet!"

"We said it was to a girls tastes... Just calm down and suck on it for a little bit." Hiroshi said, his back to Ranma to hide the big grin that was on his face. "You'll get used to the taste soon enough, doesn't taste so bad once you're over the shock does it?" Ranma had calmly sucked on it as Hiroshi had suggested for a few more minutes before responding.

"I guess you're right, its not all that bad..." She smiled. "Melts quickly too. The after taste though... I'm going to make you two pay for buying me something just to see me grimace from the taste." Hiroshi and daisuke seemed to think about this for a moment.

"Why don't you try that gum then, I think its mint flavored." Daisuke suggested, his voice more relaxed this time.

Ranma nodded in agreement and dug through the bag before finding a large pack of gum that had a naked anime girl with unbelievably large boobs on it, along with a lot of really small text she couldn't quite make out.

"Oppai gum?" She asked uncertainly holding the pack up for Hiroshi and Daisuke to see.

"Just a brand name Ranma, don't worry about it." Ranma didn't, pulling a stick out and popping it in her mouth and chewing. Nodding that she liked the taste. They continued on without Ranma trying else, the gum keeping her occupied, although she popped a second stick in her mouth as they arrived in front of Daisuke's house.

"Do either of you want anything before I go?" Ranma asked, offering them the bag in one hand, and the pack of gum in the other.

"No Ranma, we couldn't..."

"We've really got to go!" Without another word to her, they both darted inside of the house, leaving Ranma to continue home on her own.

Inside, Hiroshi and Daisuke could hardly contain their excitement.

"Holy crap! I can't believe we got her to eat that stuff!"

"Yeah! I knew the gum was no problem as long as we kept her from paying too much attention to the package, but damn I couldn't believe she ate that..."

"Oh yeah, did you see her face! By the end of sucking on that one, she liked it!" Daisuke shook his head, obviously not agreeing with his friend. Unphased, Hiroshi continued. "What about that cash card! Think of all the things we can buy!" he said a wild look in his eyes, "and think of all the things we can get 'her' to buy!" He added evily. Daisuke groaned.

"Look can we finish this later... I've uh, got stuff to do." His tone left no doubt in Hiroshi's mind exactly what 'stuff' daisuke had in mind.

"Yeah I do too... but before I go, lets make a bet, which do you think Ranma will finish off first, the sperm flavored candy, or the breast enlarging gum?".

"The gum... Now go already! We can decide on an amount later."

"Ok, you're on! I don't think she'll be able to stop downing that cum candy once she really starts." Hiroshi turned and left quickly for his own house. He couldn't believe what they had discovered today, school with Ranma was about to get a lot more fun.

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Sun Apr 09 22:27:33 2006

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