"You have do evil deeds, or you'll die!"
"Ummm..." said Sean. "That's kinda the reason I wanted to be a demon."
"Oh," replied the demon. "Well...um, in that case...you will have a hard-on for all eternity!"
"You suck at this!"
The demon sighed. "I haven't been of desk work for an eon, but that's no reason to be mean!" He disappeared through dry, wracking sobs.
Sun Apr 16 18:33:02 2006
Linking Enabled