(Beat me to it Sean...just count mine as leading into yours, glad you put linking in. : )
The space cruiser 'Betty' started it's decent into the atmosphere of the planet. Captian Kiva shouted, "Give me more thrust! More...more...harder...more...slip it in there Gambit. Good! We've achieved atmospheric penetration...How are the controls responding?"
"A little stiff Captain, I'm going to have to use both hands." Gambit said as she held the phallic shaped flight stick and struggled against the bucking spacecraft.
"Captain Kiva, the thermal protective sheath around the 'Betty' was weakened in our battle, things may get a little hot and sweaty until the ram-jets fire." Sean said over the intercom...
Kiva asked. "Is there any chance the sheath could fail and leave us unprotected during entry?"
"I think it'll hold, but knowing how much Gambit loves to give us all a wild ride, you never know." Sean replied
Phantomness tapped on the computer screen and said, "Captain, I think I've found the spot for us to finish our insertion. The ruins appear to be nestled between two large rounded hills. The terrain descends to the south from the hills into a flat plain. Farther south, scanners are reading a large crevice surrounded by a small, lush jungle. At the top of the crevice is a small, rounded knoll...if we aim for that, I think you'll be satisfied."
"Thank you navigator...You heard her Gambit, we're going to go down on that crevice and set up camp on that knoll until we're done."
Phantomness grabbed her temples and nearly fainted as she suddenly had a terrible headache and her body was overwhelmed with nausea. She blinked a couple of times and looked around the bridge. Something was terribly wrong! She reached for the deck of cards she had affixed to her belt and a single card nearly flew into her hand. She concentrated on the card and she was surrounded by a swirling blue glow. Her head cleared and she immediately saw her reflection in the full length mirror that was positioned next to her crew station. She gasped when she saw what amounted to a 'battle bikini' and her obviously enhanced bustline, complete with erect nipples that pushed against the fabric She looked at Gambit who was similarly dressed and struggling with something that looked like a giant chrome dildo sticking up between her legs Captain Kiva had changed more radically, and her breasts had grown several sizes. "What happened to us?" Phantomness asked.
"What?" Kiva asked. "What's wrong?"
"Look at us...look at the ship...everything's changed!"
"We don't have time for distractions now...Gambit's having a hard enough time driving the Betty home to that crevice you showed us. It looks like you're still suffering the effects of your earlier Hyper-sickness. Report to your cabin."
"No, listen..." Phantomness started to say.
"That's an order Lieutenant! Go take a warm bubble-bath, rub some scented oils all over yourself and if you really need it, call for a vibrator-bot."
Phantomness blinked a couple of times, unsure how to answer.
Gambit interrupted, "Captain, the pressure is building to a climax...we may thrash around a bit as we cross the threshold, but it should be a nice smooth ride after that as we cool down in a nice afterglow."
"Hang on everyone...we're almost there!" The captain said through the intercom, he voice echoing through the ship. Kiva turned to Phantomness and said, "Get back to your cabin now! I don't want this to sound like I'm chewing you out...you can lick this. Just close your eyes and repeat to yourself, 'I'm going to lick this, I'm going to lick this...and you will lick it."
Realizing further conversation was pointless with all the lame sexual innuendo and puns, Phantomness turned and walked off the bridge. She turned towards her cabin, then stopped. She knew exactly where everything was on the ship...like she'd been living on it for years. She turned instead towards the engine room and where she knew she could find the one person that would see reason...Sean.
Some time later in the engine room...
"You aren't listening to me...I'm telling you that this is all wrong. Something is going terribly wrong." Phantomness said, as she wiped the sweat from her brow. The engine room was like a sauna from the heat of the engines. "Is it always so hot in here?" She asked.
"Only when the Ram-jets and thrusters are working so hard." Sean replied. Sean was nearly naked, wearing only her bikini bottoms. Her body glistened with sweat and Phantomness found herself almost hypnotized as a bead of sweat slid down the top of her bare left breast, pausing momentarily to pool on her erect nipple, before a drop formed and fell onto the steel floor.
"You look...hot." Phantomness said, then shook her head and slapped herself softly. "Snap out of it Phant..." She said to herself, then looked back at Sean. "I didn't want to do this, but..." She warned as she pulled the same card out of the deck and held it up to Sean. Another blue swirling glow surrounded Sean and the silver haired girl dropped to her knees.
"Oh, my head...what happened? Why am I almost naked in the engine room?" Sean asked.
"Listen, we have a big problem..." Phantomness closed her eyes for a second and counted to three. "I mean...we have a serious problem. It's like we've all been hypnotized to act like part of the crew. The thing is, ever since we've gotten here, the reality has gotten more and more perverse. Everyone is acting and talking like we're part of an anime porno. Look at our uniforms, I swear when we got here, they were full body spandex and now they are combat bikini's."
"Well, what can we do? How did you snap us out of it?"
"I used one of my cards...they seem to be kind of like my old cards, with a slightly different theme."
"Have you fixed anyone else?"
"No, Gambit was busy landing the ship, and I haven't seen BEginner yet. I'd suggest we go find her and then I try to fix Gambit when the Captain isn't around. Computer, where is BEginner?"
"Lighting directional floor lights to indicate desired destination..."
They set off to find BEginner, who turned out to be in the weapons locker, strapping a pair low slung holsters on her hips, with phallic looking laser pistols in them. "I'm all set for any hard core action that might come up out there..." She said with a smile. She handed a couple of pistol belts to the two girls and then put on a short leather jacket over her battle bikini, buttoning the bottom button just under her lower pair of breasts. "Did the scanners reveal anything hard that we might have to tackle...even if it's big, I can take it." BEginner said proudly.
"I can't take this anymore..." Phantomness said, reaching for her cards...
Sean Smiled, "Actually, it's kind of funny...BE's seems like a prude usually. I'm sorry I don't have a video camera."
Phantomness sighed, then zapped BEginner with the blue energy. The four breasted girl wobbled slightly before saying, "Oh, my head...what the heck was that?"
"How do you feel? And if I hear anything remotely sexual I'm zapping you again." Phantomness said dryly.
"I feel like I spent too much time watching Skinimax...What happened to us?"
"We're not sure, but it seems like we're mostly back to normal now." Sean said.
"Just try to keep your mind off of sex and sexual sounding stuff." Phantomness said.
"So no eating hot dogs in the cafeteria...okay?" Sean smirked.
"You're not helping..." Phantomness scolded. "Listen, we have to get Gambit away from the Captain for a little bit so I can fix her too. Then we have to figure out what actually happened."
"Sounds like a plan..." BEginner said.
Fri Apr 21 17:47:32 2006