Captain Hooker (eventually) left his quarters feeling extremely lucky indeed that Lt. Ooyoohoo was possessed of such a voracious oral fixation. He felt quite satisfied, if a bit winded. Leaning against a corridor wall for a minute, he considered his options. He had promised to see Natasha Yern in just ten minutes, but was secretly worried about his virile stamina. What to do, what to --
"OOPS! Oh, sorry, Captain!"
Hooker instantly found himself in a very nice situation indeed as ultrabosomy Ensign Jensen seemed to appear from nowhere and tripped, landing right smack into his embrace.
"Oh, I'm so terribly sorry, Sir!" Ensign Jensen pleaded with a soft becoming shyness. "I'm just so clumsy -- in fact, it's the reason I'm on my way to Sickbay right now to see Dr. Cushions!"
"What a coincidence, I was on my way down there myself!" Hooker half-lied. "What's the problem?"
"I was going to ask Dr. Cushions if I need breast reduction surgery. I know, Sir, it may sound trivial and silly, but ... honestly, I like them, it's just that ... they keep getting in the way, and they make me so clumsy, and I so want to be a good Starfleet officer, and ... "
Seeing that poor dear Ensign Jensen was at the brink of tears, Hooker held her shoulders --thereby squashing her amazing bosom tightly against his chest. "Ensign, do you know the history of the Federation?"
"Of course I do, Sir."
"Then, you know ... that very spirit of our Federation ... which this starship serves and protects and defends! ... is a spirit of tolerance and inclusion, a ... covenant!, made with everyone, of every kind ... that we are the richer for all our many differences--YOU, Ensign Jensen, yes, you are ... " He dared look down. " ... different, but I URGE you, to embrace your difference, work WITH it, make of your own personal life and your own personal challenges a shining TESTIMONY to the inclusive spirit of our Federation! Will you DO that? Ensign?"
"WHy, I, I ... I never quite thought of it that way, Sir!"
Hooker was in a bind. Embracing Ensign Jensen like this was turning him on something fierce, but he still had that appointment with Yern.
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