“Hello Doctor Bonebreaker office, this Rick Hungwell, I would like to make an appointment, I would like to see the chiropractor today, if it Possible?”
”Yes, yes, I’m in pain… extreme pain, that you can’t imagine; Three o’clock that be fine, thank you and good-bye” Rick said over the Phone
Then he made another phone call “Hello is this Doctor O’Quarkio office. This Rick Hungwell, I would like to make an appointment to see the Doctor for a double hernia, One’ clock that will be fine, Thank you and Good-bye” he said hanging up.
”Oh Rickie the Prickie, comie back to beddie by, Sasha wants her teddy bear to love her some more: I’m only half way their, so lets go all the way” The voice came from the bedroom of the broken king-size bed.
Rick looks at the bedroom, then to the open window, back to the room, back to the window. This went on for several minutes. Unto he turns around to make another phone call.
”Hello ACME funeral Home, this is Rick Hungwell, can you send somebody to 6969 Bingo Street, apartment 6F; to pick up a body; you be here within the hour, that will be just fine; Thank you and good-bye for the last time” “Are you coming to bed or not?” Sasha called out once more.
”Rick wobbles his wretched body to the bedroom, once more “I’m coming, I’m coming dam it; just had to make a phone call.
Thu May 11 12:37:09 2006