"So let me get this stright," Rachel began, "The plant sucked you off, then grew some strange fruit?"
"Exactly." Jim answered shortly.
"Well, it sounds to me like this maybe some mutated form of a Venus fly Trap. You're lucky it diddn't take more than your semen." Rachel thought aloud. Jim gulped.
"I need to take a look at this thing up close..." Rachel started.
"Uh, what the hell are you, the 'Crocadile Hunter?' What if that thing attacks you?" Jim warned his sister.
"It'll be fine, Jim." Rachel reassured, "I know what I'm doing."
But before Rachel could turn back around to look at the plant, two tenderals with large suction cup lashed out and attached themselves to Rachels nipples.
"Thank goodness I have a shirt on, or else I might actually be in some trouble right now," Rachel sighed, "It's alright Jim, it dosen't have any spines or teeth. Feels like only drinks it's food, not eat."
"Ummm, are you planning to pull it off of you?" Jim asked in a perplezed manner.
"No, It'll be fine like this. It's going to latch onto something anyway if I'm going to get close enough to look at it. It's not doing any harm where it is, and it ould be a shame to chop it all up. Besides," Rachel added, "I've never had a kid, so it's not like my body produces milk anyway."
"This is so goofy." Jim said to his sister as she continued to check the plant with the two suction cups sticking to her chest.
Unbeknonst to Rachel, however...
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