Ryan felt a bit amused as "Bathsheena"/Bethany got out a small metal mirror and used it to keep looking back at him.
"Is there a problem, Bathsheena?" "Zuumzuum"/Nipples wondered.
"There is something about this new male I find disquieting."
"He is like no other male I have ever seen," Zuumzuum confessed. "He is built like a mighty tree."
Bathsheena stared and gasped sharply. "I can see his thrukvok!"
"Is he exposing himself?" Zuumzuum worried.
"No, his thrukvok is just ... hanging there! Down past his knees!"
Ryan quickly checked and was embarrassed to confirm her words. Somehow his toga of patchwork skins was no longer adequate. It was quite an Oops.
"It would not do to bring him before the Imperatrix in an indecent condition," said Zuumzuum. "There is a clearing up ahead. Let us water our skeedstangs and make this rude savage decent again."
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