The seed-sized sperm

Unending BE - episode 626181

"Ewww, that is grozz," Jim says with disgust, "They look like a bunch of maggots with tails!"

"Well, this confirms my theory," Rachel says with satisfaction, "But they don't look like the sort of seeds you plant in the ground..."

"Yeah, I'd agree with that," Jim replied, "Now what?"

"Well," Rachel thought, "We need to do an experiment. We need a control group, and several experimental groups..."

"Uhhhh, right, what do you need me to do?" Jim asks while thinking back to 9th grade science class.

"Just get me a pot of dirt, and a couple of stray animals." Rachel answers.

"Uh... I don't like where this is going..." Jim replies as he....

1. *Turns to walk away, but accidently bumps Rachel, who in turn accidnely spills the seed-sized sperm into her lap.
2. As Jim leaves, one of the sperm wiggles and jumps on to the back of his shoe, hitching a ride.
3. One of the seed-sized sprem wiggles and jumps into Rachel's clevage.
4. One of the seed-sized sperm wiggles and jumps down Rachel's pants.
5. Jim leaves and Brings back a pot of soil, a dog, a cat, a small aquarium fish, a frog, and a lizard.
6. Something Else

Fri Aug 22 17:54:05 2008

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