"Sooo," Ino held back a chuckle, "You girls are all dressed up. What's the occasion?" she asked.
They looked at one another, then back at Ino. "What's, like...occa...oc.." Sakura tried.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Ino asked quickly, so she wouldn't crack up.
At this, Sakura smiled. "Sakura toootally wants to look hot so she'll get lots of cock!" she giggled.
Ino slapped her hand over her mouth, but couldn't stop herself from cracking up. Seeing Sakura like this and hearing her talk that way...it was all just too much.
Sakura frowned at Ino. "Like, what are YOU laughing at, like, Ino um...pig?!" she spat out, obviously irritated by Ino not taking them seriously. Then she smirked. "You're just like, jealous because Sakura's gonna get aaaall the boys to herself!" she bragged. "Here," Sakura traced the outline of her mouth, which was covered with bright red lipstick, "here," she reached under her skirt and shoved a few finger into her vagina, "and here," she took her other hand and reached under the back of her skirt and tried to stick a finger or two up her tight butt hole. She giggled at how slutty she felt.
Ino's eyes widened. She could hardly believe this was SAKURA. She was bragging about how she was going to go whore around town and do things the regular Sakura would never even DREAM of doing.
Temari, meanwhile, had been giggling innocuously, as she got distracted and watched a fly buzz around her head, a stupid grin on her face.
Ino looked back at the glasses. She wasn't even sure she needed to do anything else to these girls. They were so...CHANGED already. And it was just too too funny!
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