"Sharon!" Jim screamed a little too highpitched into the phone. "Dammit, change me back!"
"Aww, did poor little Jimmy not beleive me? So, what did you do? You better start telling me the truth if you don't want to stay like this."
Jim hesitated and then explained what happened. He could feel his boobs moving around every time he turned, and sqeaked when he misjudged a corner and one of them bumped into the doorjam.
"So, Alba tits huh? I thought you would mave been more interested in her ass." Sharon pratically sang into the phone.
Jim paused for a moment and thought about pictures he had seen of Jessica's ass. A moment later he felt his sweatpants shift, and her rockin' ass, was now his rockin' ass. "Fuck Sharon. Why did you go and do that?" He could hear Sharon laughing on the other end. "Please change me back. I'm sorry."
"I don't think you've quite learned your lesson yet. I won't be able to break the curse for at least a month. It has to do with lunar cycles and all. However there is a very easy way for you to get back to normal."
"Oh god, please tell me." Jim said, now in a more female tone.
"If you have sex, you will change back to normal." Sharon said. There was nothing but silence on the other end of the phone.
"Damn you Sharon." Was all she heard before she hung up.
Jim was livid. Every time he moved his body seemed to jiggle or sway more than he was used to, and it would just drive him even more bonkers. After an hour of throwing a fit (and some stuff against the wall), he calmed down enough to decide what to do.
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