"And then I was like, 'Ohmygawd my boobies are so like, bouncy,' and I tried to think about why I wasn't wearing a...um...boobie holder thingy," she said, cupping her breasts, trying to pantomime a bra, "But I totally couldn't figure it out. It was sooo weird, you know?"
Tsunade growled under her breath. She looked up and saw that the store was in sight. 'Thank goodness,' she thought to herself, 'Maybe I can lose her in there.'
The hokage pushed the door of the shop open and entered quickly, not waiting to hold the door open for the other woman. She glanced back over her shoulder quickly and saw, much to her chagrin, that the woman had followed her inside and was looking about the store in dumb wonder.
Tsunade's eye twitched, as she looked around the store, hoping to find the proprietor. There was no one at the counter and she couldn't see anyone else in the store immediately.
"Hello!" she called toward the back of the store.
"Hiii!" a voice came from behind her, along with a giggle.
Tsunade's eyes narrowed and groaned. She continued walking into the store, looking around to see if she could catch sight of anyone. And to lose this dumb woman if at all possible.
Fri Feb 20 03:32:56 2009