Sharon wants a centaur as proof

Unending BE - episode 658492

"If you want me to believe that thing works," she said, "turn yourself into a centaur!"

"A what?"

"You heard me. A centaur. Half boyfriend, half horse. Four legs and a tail. Brown coat, white-spotted hindquarters, and the tail matches your hair. Black hooves, and I want one white stocking on your left foreleg. You pull that off, and I'll believe you have a transformation gun. Otherwise, I'm outta here."

Jim frowned. "Uh... sure... wait just a moment." He bent down over the controls of the ray gun and began fiddling with them.

1. *Jim fires the gun, and turns into a centaur, smiling smugly.
2. Jim screws it up, and ends up only a sileni — half horse, but only two legs.
3. Jim holds up the gun, but just as he's about to squeeze the trigger, he turns it on Sharon!
4. Jim holds up the gun, squeezes the trigger, and it backfires and explodes!
5. Jim realizes Sharon's called his bluff, and admits the gun doesn't really work.
6. Suddenly Sharon interrupts, "Y'know, I have an even better idea..."

Mon Mar 30 16:44:13 2009

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