Sean ran as fast as he could as the ground continued to shake behind him. He ran down the tunnel, up the stairs, and out of the house. Long tendrils erupted out of the ground and reached for him, but he avoided them all, and ran further and further on, until finally he was far enough away that the plants couldn't reach him. He stopped and sat as he tried to catch his breath. Then he smiled as he looked at the treasure he had stolen: his balls. He wasn't sure that this would work, but he had to try, so he placed them where they used to dangle right below his penis. Nothing happened. He tried pushing more insistently. Still nothing. Apparently, his testicles wouldn't simply reattach themselves. Shit!
He thought for a moment about his options and finally decided:
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