John lashed out with the whip as the two huge mutated sex organs that had been two sexy women a short (or long depending on the creation of the EP) time before closed the distance between themselves, with the intention of a bizzare sexual mating such as would have probably been a bit more erotic to John if he wasn't trapped between them. Fortionatly he seemed to have gained a remarkable expertise in using the whip as it flashed out, the end coiling neatly around a large stilagmite (tit?) hanging from the ceiling above him.
John seized the now hanging whip and pulled his body hand over hand upwards, while hooking the end to his belt so that as he went up so did the whip. He just managed to clear the height neccesary to escape the two monsterous sex organs before they collided with each other. The huge cock began to hump at the tit, messaging the nipple with it's swollen head as the tit began to lactate in pleasure and the cock began to spew semen everywhere.
"Gah!" Said John hanging from the end of the whip above the two mating sex organs. "I really got to stop reading so many erotic stories on-line, I think it's warping my mind because this is actually oddly erotic in a way."
He swung back and forth on the rope while the two sex organs contiued mating below him until he could reach a hanging vine. He grabbed it, while reaching down to his belt and unsnapping the whip from the stalagtite, coiling it back up and then swinging monkey-like from vine to vine until he was clear of the humping sex organs and the pools of tit milk and semen, dropping to the floor at the entrance to the cave, landing in a crouch.
"Safe at las... oh goddamit!" He began before he broke off, looking up to see a very large number of rather phalic shaped spear heads pointed in his derection.
"Dr. Smith, I presume?" Came a soft sultry feminine voice.
Looking up Smith saw a rather gorgous, not to say large breasted female version of the infamous Dr. Bellock from the Indiana Jones movies, surrounded by curvy but well muscled and large breasted amazonic warriors each of which was holding a primative looking spear with a penis shaped tip that looked more like a giant dildo then a spear really.
"Hello, Bell," Said Dr. Smith with a growl as he glowered up at the big breasted villianess standing over him. "I should have known!"
"Again we see," Said Bell with a gloating smile on her pretty face as she reached into the bag John had at his side to retrieve a golden statue of a beautifull looking fertility goddesses, "that there is nothing you possess that I can not take away."
John had risen to his feet and scowled at Bell, the amazons he noted were captivated by the golden fertility goddess but still covering him with their dildo spears. Despite the strange look of them, John was familiar enough with the weapons to know they were far from harmless, as one touch with a spear was enough to turn even the most stalwart of men into a soft bodied, big breasted horny girl for the amazons to then take back to the tribal harem. He remained perfectly still while he waited for a chance at escape.
"Too bad," Said John nodding at the beautifull savages, "These girls don't know you like I do Bell."
"And it's equally a shame," Said Bell with a cruel wink, "That you do not speak their native tongue, or else you could warn them."
She turned to address the natives, raising the gleaming golden idol above her head, speaking to them in a tongue John could not understand but he could guess well enough at the lies Bell was telling the amazons about now returning their sacrid talismon to them. In reality she no doubt was going to keep the idol for herself. The natives however had no such suspicions of Bell's treachery and as one they bowed their pretty heads in worship of the goddess the idol represented.
John saw his oppurtunity and ran like hell.
Bell turned from addressing the natives to address John again, only to find her long time nemises gone. Her pretty face showed a mixture of amused admiration for the man's resourcefullness and also triumph at the fact that even so it was she that now possessed the prize. She giggled evilly as she motioned the amazons to chase after John as she held the idol to the light and smiled.
John continued running as fast as his legs could carry him through the leafy jungle towards the river where he knew a hydro-plane would be parked with a pilot waiting for him. Behind him he could hear the sounds of persuit as the amazons moved swiftly through the trees, stalking their prey, knowing it was only a matter of time before they wore him down. Several tossed their spears at him, but he managed to avoid them and kept on running.
Down by the river, cute, freckle faced teenage girl in a cut off pair of denum shorts and a flannel shirt tied beneath her breasts was enjoying the sun as she sat on one of the hydro-plane's landing gear floaters, pondering if she should change into a bikini. She was waiting for Dr. Smith to return from his expediton but she figured she had some time, the Dr. was kinda cute and the red-head smiled mischeviosly as she thought of how the Doc might react to the sight of her in a bikini, she'd been trying to get him to notice her, but he seemed so bent on finding the idol he was after... this should do the trick though.
"Jane!" Screamed John as he suddenly broke through the trees a short way down the river bank with the amazons in hot persuit, "The plane, Jane start the plane!"
Jane blinked torn away from her daydream and her green eyes went wide as she saw the group of amazons chasing down John.
"Oh shit!" She exclaimed as she hopped into the plane, and began to fire up the engines. "C'mon doc! Swim for it!"
John dove off the riverbank into the water, as the amazons reached the edge howling in anger at the escape of this interloper. Several of the girls began using prmitive dart guns to blow little darts at the swimming doctor, anyone of which would have had the same effect as their magic spears had it struck his body, others began hurling their spears at him.
"C'mon doc," Screamed Jane as the engine fired up and the propellers began to spin, "Hurry up!"
As the hydroplane began to taxi down the river, spears thudding against it's sides, John grabbed for one of the landing gear, pulling himself up onto it and clambering into the forward part of the cockpit as the old fashioned plane continued to taxi down the river, lifting off into the air as below them the natives howled in rage and shook their spears at the little aircraft, their big breasts heaving and their pretty faces twisted in rage.
"Jane?!" Said John suddenly as he felt something stir against his leg and looked down to see an enormous boa constricter resting on the floor of the cockpit coiled around his feet, "Theirs a fucking snake in the plane!"
"Aw," Said Jane in her rich southern drawl, "That's just my pet snake Harry, he helps me out with my act back at the clug, ya know I work as an' exotic dancer when I ain't flying doc, ya' outa drop by and catch my act, sugah'."
"I hate snakes!" Screamed John above the whire of the propellors, "Hate them Jane!"
Jane just giggled.
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