The new girl’s slitted eyes widened as Fry stared at her with his mysteriously hypnotic eyes. Had he not been so eager to add the voluptuous, ginger-fuzzed beauty to his list of conquests, he might have noticed that her reaction to the hypnosis wasn’t quite normal.
As soon as Fry got close she dropped her act and tackled the pirate captain, knocking him on his back. She straddled his waist and bared her claws menacingly, but Fry found himself unable to focus on anything except the massive F cup breasts hovering above him.
“Capt’n Hornycio sends her rrrregards!” she snarled, and raised her arm to slice Fry’s head off.
“HIIYAH!” cried a voice, followed by a judo chop that everyone except the assassin saw coming. She was knocked off of Fry and tacked herself by Leela, who seemed more like a wild animal than the feline girl.
An impromptu wrestling match broke out on Fry’s bed as the two nude, busty women battled and fought to try to get an advantage over the other. Despite the fact that his life and his friends/sex slaves’ lives were on the line, Fry rooted enthusiastically for both combatants. Finally, Leela managed to get a sleeper hold on the assassin, and a few moments later she was dozing peacefully on the sheets.
“Wow… you just won the second sexiest fight I’ve ever seen,” marvelled Fry, before deep kissing the victor.
“Thanks… too bad we’ll have to pitch her out an airlock,” Leela said wistfully after breaking the kiss. “I wonder why she was immune to your eyes.”
“I think I know,” said Amy, who had just come out of the bathroom the assassin had been waiting in. She held a bottle her hand that was labeled ‘Mom’s Friendly Hi-Tech Eye Contacts for Assassins.’
“Of course,” concluded Leela, as if that answered everything. Peeling back the sleeping girl’s fuzz covered eyelids, she removed a thin piece of plastic from each eye. She then cradled the other girl’s head and stroked her hair to rouse her. “Now try your eyes on her again, Captain.”
“Alright, but I’m recording Round 2 and selling it on the internet.”
The slitted eyes slowly opened as she groggily regained consciousness. Immediately, her eyes widened completely and her pupils dilated as she was successfully enthralled this time by the hypnotic patterns in Fry’s eyes.
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