The tall blue female just blinked at him with a small kind smile. Then he felt a tap at his shoulder.
"Excuse me, I think I need to intervene." A reptilian humanoid women in some kind of yellow harness said something intelligible to the blue giantess, who politely went her way. "Not everyone here is has a capacity for the languages of the Outer Worlds, such as Earth."
"That's good to know," said Jim. "Listen, I'm scared and alone, and I'm really very shy, so it's difficult for me to bring myself to address any of you fine alien women -- "
The reptilian laughed. "Knock it off. You were hoping you could win sympathy first with the Poor Lost Shy Goodhearted Stranger routine, weren't you?" Well, yeah, thought Jim, and it might even have worked despite the language barrier. "You don't have to be so diplomatic with me, human. I know that you want sex."
Jim was intrigued. "How did you know that?"
"Because you're human! Male humans are always desiring sex. Sex is one of the few things you humans do right. That's why there are about to be nine or ten billion of you, and yet you have no clue as to how to take care of all of them, or even half of them. So out with it, we've got to work fast. Do you want sex or not?"
Jim studied the curious beauty of her scaly yet lovely humanoid features, as well as the tantalizing immensity of her bosom. Somewhere in the back of his mind he vaguely wondered what a reptile was doing with so mammalian a body feature, but he let that slide. "Sure do!"
"I'm going to sneak you into a fitting room. Come with me."
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