Man-Bean squinted as the smoke cleared. To one side, an orphanage for retarded rhesus monkeys was on fire. To the other, the Our Lady of the Almighty Profiteer nunnery that tended homeless Wall Street Bankers was leveled. And in the center of the smoldering carnage stood the hulking outraged form of Melon-Tits!
"You Missed." She snarled in a more pissed-off voice than before.
"Darned Caffine Jitters!" Man-Bean said with the howl of police sirens drawing closer, "I won't miss this time!" He aimed his MaBean gun.
CLICK!
Man-Bean looked at it, and realized it was jammed up! And it was getting darker - at high noon? He looked up at the darkening sky, hoping there was a total solar eclipse scheduled for that day.
There wasn't.
It was Melon-Tits, who had launched herself as high as she could go and was plummeting towards the ground at a mind-boggling speed, aiming to crush Man-Bean in her canyon-like cleavage. It was at this very point that Man-Bean cried out...
Maybe.
Wed Aug 04 22:48:18 2010