"Ah, back in the land of the living I see." Doctor Ima Fraud said when Jim regained conciousness in someplace that looked like a hospital, "Quite an accident you had there - you were hit by a careless drunk driver who was texting, shaving, taking drugs, drinking coffee, playing parchizii and watching two porn movies on his way to the airport to pick up Lindsey Lohan. We didn't think you were going to make it."
Jim tried to respond, but found he couldn't.
"Luckily, you have health insurance through Igor Frankenstein Health Plan, where you never have to study to pass hospital tests - oh, um..." Dr. Fraud paused, "There's just one small bothersome detail about your accident I should tell you about though." Jim rolled his eyes - at least - he thought they were eyes.
"Your body - was a total loss. Actually we saved a lot of it to sell off as donor organs, but there was no way to put it back together." Dr. Fraud said, scratching his hunchback, " No don't get worried - as you can tell, we saved your mind..."
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