Cheryl Cole woke up on what she hoped would be a rare day of relaxation and headed downstairs where she picked up the days post. Annoyingly, one of the handwritten envelopes looked as if it was clearly fanmail. She has asked her mailman to sift anything from strangers out of her mail - she appreciated the gesture but she didn't have time to answer broing questions from random well wishers personally, she had staff for that.
Still, on the off chance it was important Cheryl unsealed the envelope and read the neatly written letter to herself.
Dear Cheryl,
I have written to you so many times now but it seems you just keep ignoring me. Well, you won't be able to ignore me anymore because I have placed a curse on you. From now on, whenever you say the name of an animal you will slowly transform into it, and you will only become human again when somebody else says your name in front of you whilst you are in animal form. If you want to break the curse, you'll have to come and find me.
Lots of love,
A fan xx
"How weird!" Cheryl thought to herself as she finished reading.
Mon Aug 16 14:40:39 2010