Tunnel of Lust Love - The start of a Cursed Journey

Unending BE - episode 749868

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Ukyo looked down at the pamphlet.

Written, in english, on the top of it was the words “TUNNEL OF LOST LOVE.” The pamphlet then described how any couple who went through the tunnel would be changed forever!

Ukyo could hardly believe it. Something like this dropped right into her lap. The testimonials were incredible!

”I had no idea my boyfriend could be such a beast! “

“My girl did all that? I can’t believe it!

“What are we going to tell our parents now?”

"It's like I didn't even know him!"

"I saw a side of them I never dreamed existed."

This was it! Take a couple through this tunnel, and as the title clearly said, their love would be “Lost” and the clearly shocked and horrified testimonials from previous traveler… yes. Take Ranma and Akane though this and bam they’d be broken up. And in would swoop in Ucchan, ready catch Ranma on the rebound.

And they wouldn't even get hurt or anything! They'd just split up! Unlike those crazy girls Shampoo or Kodachi she meant no ill will towards Akane. She just… needed to find someone else. She picked up her phone and dialed the Tendo Dojo.

“Oh, hey Akane! I found this cool place just outside of town, you and Ranma want to come look at it?”

It honestly didn't look like much. Ranma was totally baffled. Why on earth was Ukyo so excited about some crummy old cave? Still, he was here. With Akane to his left and Ucchan to his right, staring down the entrance with a strong sense of boredom.

There was some english words on a sign at the top, but Ranma honestly wasn’t very good at reading English. (Passable speaking if only for talking with all the American Soldiers Genma had pissed off over the years)

“So this is the place. The mysterious Cursed Tunnel!” Ukyo said.

“Indeed. Truly this tunnel has a terrible curse…”

Oh, now he got it. This was a haunted house with an unusual design, right? The old man in a creepy hat sitting at the entrance really added to the ambiance. “Only 100 yen for a couple to enter…” the old man ominously intoned.

It sure didn’t look like it was that terrible. Considering that in front of the trio there were around a dozen giggling couples tossing coins at the doorman and going in.

“A couple?” Akane asked, glancing sideways at Ranma.

“Oh darn.” Ukyo said, “There’s three of us and only two of us can go in at a time!” She moved behind Ranma and Akane, pushing them in. "I'll be generous this one time! Why, I'll even toss in the 100 yen!"

“Heheheheheh it’s truly terrifying in there. Beware young man, your girlfriend may grip you so hard you won’t be able to walk straight afterwards.”

Ukyo winced at the man’s wording. She may want to break Ranma and Akane up, but she also had a decent idea about how their current relationship worked. Him saying something like that…

“Really? I get to be bored out of my mind and have my waist hugged off by a screaming tomboy? I’ll pass.” Ranma said.

Akane let out a huff, “Why would I want to hug you of all people anyways?”

“Uh, guys?” Ukyo said, ready to strangle the old man if he said anything to make this worse.

“If being hugged by a ‘tomboy’ bothers you so much.” With a shove Akane sent Ukyo into Ranma, “Why not go with the biggest tomboy I know!”

“Hey!” Ukyo protested, sure she crossdressed most of the time but she had plenty of femininity!

Somewhere!

“Sure, let’s go Ucchan, you won’t scream like a little girl and grab onto me.” But Ukyo would like to! Plus she wanted to break these idiots up, not her and the idiot dragging her into the tunnel.

Crash! “Light! Thank god! Freedom!” A familiar voice. Another idiot! One Ukyo could work with!

“Ryoga!” She grabbed his arm.

“Huh?” Ryoga said, “Ukyo?”

“Come on! Let’s go in!” Ukyo said, dragging Ryoga behind her into the tunnel, this left Ranma and Akane behind.

“Ryoga?” Ranma asked, “Funny how that guy shows up at the weirdest times.”

“Ukyo sure did look happy to see him.” Akane said. “Well, come on, let’s go after them.”

Ranma smirked, “Well don’t try and take advantage of the situation.”

“I should be telling you that!”

Ryoga found himself being pressed against the wall by Ukyo. A previous partner in crime, both trying to break up Ranma and Akane. “What’s going on?”

Ukyo grinned, “We’re in the Tunnel of Lost Love!” Ukyo held up the pamphlet, “Look at this. It’s all about how this tunnel breaks couples up! Couples entered and were destroyed! Every last one without fail!”

Ryoga took the pamphlet. Now, unlike Ukyo and Ranma, he could read English quite well. Also he read the pamphlet all the way though. “Uh, Ukyo. This isn’t the ‘Tunnel of Lost Love.’ The English writing has a typo. It’s the ‘Tunnel of Lust Love.”

“...eh?” Ukyo said, grabbing the pamphlet.

“Did you read this all the way through?!” Ryoga said, “It tells all about how any couple who manages to make through it will have the most amazing sex!”

“....I may have just read the title and some of the testimonials.” Ukyo admitted.

“And you took Akane to this perverse place!?” Ryoga’s voice became higher pitched, “With Ranma Saotome! Where any minute he might take her innocence!”

“W-well it’s fine. I mean, they’re still outside maybe they haven’t gone in any we can just-”

“Hi Ukyo! Hi Ryoga!” Akane said behind them.

“Waaahhh!” Ukyo shouted, jumping into Ryoga’s arms. Ryoga, in turn, just jumped into the ceiling. Thud.
Ranma and Akane looked at each other. “Anyways, this place doesn't seem that exciting that far.” Ranma said.

“We haven’t even gotten that far in.” Akane said.

Ryoga landed, Ukyo still in his hand. His head had long become immune to rock impacts. “H-hey Akane!” Ryoga said.

“Hey Ranchan!” Ukyo said, “I was going to tell you that Ryoga here is going to be my partner for this little adventure.”

“...you actually asked Ryoga to come here, and he came here on time.” Ranma said. "Ucchan, you're either a miracle worker or a terrible liar."

Clunk! Giant cooking tool to the head, “I’m always honest Ranchan!”

“Actually it was, uh… two weeks ago Ukyo asked me to come here?” Ryoga quickly lied.

“Yeah dumbass. I knew he’d be late, I figured he’d show up if I asked him early.” Ukyo said, “But, uh…” Right! She needed to stop this, “But I think you’re right. This is boring Ranchan, let’s all just head back and get some lunch on me.”

"No, we have to go on," Akane said.

Ukyo’s eyes narrowed, “And why do you say that Akane?”

"The old man said it's a one way cave. The only way out is to get to the other end."

“That’s a load of bull, I bet he just doesn't want you asking for a refund.” Ukyo grabbed Ryoga by the arm, “Come on let’s go tell this guy that we’re not falling for that-”

The moment she and Ukyo turned the corner they saw that there was… well… no tunnel. Just a solid block of rock.

“Wow he was right.” Akane said, “There really is no way to go but forward.”

Ranma grabbed Akane’s hand, “Well then come on. Let’s get this over with.”

“Oh come on, I bet it’ll be fun further in…”

The bickering pair’s voices faded into the distance. Ukyo’s eye twitched, realizing just what was happening.

“U-ukyo. If Ranma and Akane… pull ahead… doesn’t that mean…”

“No!” Ukyo shot up, “No way in hell are they sleeping together! Come on Ryoga! If the tunnel won’t break them up, we will!"

Right, down the path they head. Nothing particularly exciting thus far. Just a dimly lit cave. Ranma glanced back to Akane, who was looking around a bit more nervously. Ranma knew that Akane was a bit scared of ghosts for some dumb reason, so probably the moment something popped up she’s scream and latch on to him.

Which would, of course, be a giant pain. I mean, a tomboy like her? In that thin summer sleeveless blouse and super short skirt? He arms wrapping around his neck, pressing her body against his? It would be ~~heaven~~ hell! Absolutely Hell.

A cracking sound.

“What was that?” Akane said, looking around. “Is that..”

It was a sound Ranma was familiar with.. “Water!?” Running water, exploding from a crack in the wall! Great, just what he needed! His stupid curse making him a girl when-

“Gaaahhh!” Akane shouted.

“What?” Ranma said, honestly surprised. The spray of water had flowed right past him and instead drenched the girl behind him. That was a new one! Usually the water seemed almost drawn to him. Like, only him, even his old man and Ryoga managed to avoid the soaking most of the time.

Akane looked decidedly less amused. “What’s with that smirk?”

“Oh and here I thought you were about to learn a lesson, gain a bit of sympathy for my tragic situation.” Ranma said, feigning wiping a tear from his eye.

Akane rolled her eyes, “Oh wow Ranma. Getting wet in a cave sure does suck! Amazing, I totally understand how awful your life has been.”

Ranma chose to ignore the sarcasm dripping harder from her lips than the water from her dress. “Well let’s keep going.”

Meanwhile a bit further back, Ryoga stepped back from the sodden Ukyo. “Err…” He gulped. “Ukyo..?” He said, before pointedly turning away.

“What?” Ukyo said, giving his back glare. “How come you’re dry?”

“I… don’t know.” Ryoga admitted, but was grateful for that. “But, uh… Your top, it…”

“What about my top?” Ukyo looked down. “.............aaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH!!!” The torrent of water had been intense enough that her the ties on her top had been snapped off, and thus her top was now more of a middle, and Ukyo had not worn a bra today.

CLANG! “Ow!” Ryoga winced as Ukyo hit him. CLANG! CLANG!

“Pervert!” Ukyo shouted.

“Damn it I turned around!” Ryoga in his anger turned back to shout at the cause of it. Only to remember that Ukyo was still topless. “Urk!” Whether the nosebleed came from the sudden sight of Ukyo’s ample breasts (How had she pretended to be a boy!?) or from her giant peel hitting him in the face was a mystery for the ages.

“And then you got another good look!” Ukyo shouted, one arm covering her chest. “The hell am I going to do? This top’s ruined! I can’t just walk all the way without a shirt!

“Well here!” Ryoga grumbled, pulling off the black tank top he was wearing and pushed it behind him. “Guys can go around without shirts you know.”

Pulling off her ruined top, Ukyo let it fall to the ground. “Err, thanks.”

Of course, both teenagers missed the will-o-wisps forming above them, which faded into existence. Ghosts! The cave was, after all, actually haunted. By the spirits of couples who had died filled with regret over being unable to consummate their relationship. As such they drove any couple who entered into higher and higher levels of lust, to unlive vicariously off them!

These ghosts looked down at the pair, and with ghostly smirks pulled out large bottles with old fashioned squeeze pumps. Labeled “Doki-Doki Pheromones” Squeeze and spritz, the air was thick with them just in time for Ryoga to face Ukyo.

Now, despite both teens totally only being after Ranma/Akane they weren’t blind, and knew a good looking member of the opposite sex when they saw it. Ukyo’s eyes were drawn pretty quickly to Ryoga’s pecs. Boy was beefcake on legs. He had a surplus of muscles. A six pack that could probably squeeze coal into diamond via crunches. Ukyo found herself mentally comparing Ryoga to Ranma, and the former was definitely broader shouldered and bigger muscled…. Which clearly meant that Akane was going to be a lucky girl once she hooked up with this hottie! Those big strong arms, that rippling torso, they'd make an excellent bed and blanket for any cute girl!

Ryoga, meanwhile, found himself suddenly learning the ancient truth that any man will agree with. A girl wearing your shirt is hot. The tank top, a fairly firm fit on Ryoga, was too large and loose on Ukyo, her shoulders spilling out of it and her chest (seriously Ryoga didn’t know how any girl with a pair of melons that size or shape could pass off as a man) barely being covered by the black fabric. Add in the fact that Ukyo was dripping wet, thus making the tank top cling to her figure rather than hide it under baggy cotton… A mental comparison to Akane came. Ukyo was taller with bigger breasts, not as wide hips or legs but the more slender look worked nicely and.. Wow! Ryoga was such a good guy, giving Ranma such a hot girlfriend! He was almost being too nice to the jerk. Any boy would be lucky to have such a cute girl.

Ukyo grabbed Ryoga by the arm, thus telling Ryoga just what that chest felt like and telling Ukyo how powerful those guns felt. “Anyways! If there’s any more water you’re going to be my shield buster!”

Oh that would not end well, “F-fine!” Alas, Ryoga could still not say no to a pretty girl.

Finally they slipped out of the narrow tunnel into a more lit area of the cave. It looked cliched haunted house. Lanterns about and some fake looking ghost stuff.

During the walk through Akane had been sprayed three more times. It was actually getting a little silly by the end of it. She had gotten progressively more annoyed with each soaking. Ranma was honestly surprised she wasn’t erupting into steam by now. (And, of course, the two had been thoroughly sprayed with DDP as they walked through by the ghosts).

“Well I think this is the next step the-” Before Ranma could finish, Akane stepped past him and a bucket of water upturned over her head. “Err, wow.”

“Arrrghhhh!!” Akane growled, “This is stupid! Somebody has to be targeting me!”

Ranma wanted to make a retort, a snarky comment, but found he couldn’t. Because all that water had so thoroughly soaked Akane to the point where her cotton clothes were damn near transparent. Her skirt molded to her legs, and Ranma spent a lot of time not looking at those legs. Her bra may just be a simple white one but the fact that he could see the individual parts of it, as well as her nipples clearly sticking out from the chill was a bit of a problem. Her hat hanging crooked on her head added to the appealing disheveled look, and for some reason Ranma found himself unable to do anything but blatantly leer. Not that there was anything to leer at, his girl form was way, way cuter. Why, he bet that if he held that tomboy nice and tight, his heart rate wouldn't race at all.

“Ranchan?” The trance was broken, and the two turned back around to see the interesting sight of a shirtless Ryoga and Ukyo now wearing his shirt. To top it off Ukyo was holding on to Ryoga’s arm and clinging pretty tightly! At some point in repeated soakings her ribbon had been undone, so her long hair now flowed freely around her head and draped over Ryoga’s body. You know, come to think of it the two of them looked pretty nice together.

“You too Ukyo?” Akane asked.

Ukyo looked over at the state of Akane, “Oh yeah. Water just kept gushing out of the halls.”

Ryoga noticed Akane’s state too, covered his nose and backed away, “Oh how tragic! Akane you’ll surely catch a cold like that!”

CLANG! Another peel the head, “Colds don’t work that way jackass!” And then water poured from the ceiling over Ukyo again. “Damn it! I'm so wet!”

Ryoga did a double take, “Wet… oh.. Oh yeah. You’re soaked.” His eyes were not on Ukyo’s face when he said that.

“Oh dear, the young ladies got a bit wet did they.” All four jumped back, arms splayed behind them at the sudden presence of the creepy old man in a hat again. “Eheheehehehe the spirits like pranks.”

Ah! Now Ranma got it. This wasn't some leaky plumbing, this was them trying to sell the idea that spirits were afoot. Well, to be fair he had seen ghosts and weirder still, but it helped to stay a little bit skeptical.

“Luckily we have some changes of clothing for you ladies.” The old man said.

“Oh? And how much?” Ukyo immediately asked. She had already paid a whole two hundred yen on this misadventure and she wasn’t eager to waste more money.

"Now, now. It's all inclusive," the old man said. "Of course, we would like you to return the clothes when you leave. What you're wearing now should be dry by then."

“Well if it’s part of the package then why not?” Akane said, a relieved smile on her face. “Where can we get the fresh outfit?”

The man pointed behind him to a door everybody swore hadn’t been there before, “Right this way ladies and gentlemen.”

The small room had a wide variety of women’s clothing on hangers and two changing booths. After a moment of browsing, Akane picked a long sleeved blouse and knee length skirt while Ukyo just grabbed a t-shirt and jeans.

“We’ll be out in a minute sugar.” Ukyo said.

“Yeah, ugg I can’t believe this place soaks people enough to offer free spare clothing. And dressing rooms to boot!" Akane groused, the two of them slipping into the room and the doors shutting.

This left behind the two guys on the trip, standing in awkward silence. “Sooo…” Ranma began, trying to make conversation, “What’s up with you and Ukyo?”

“Me and Ukyo?” Ryoga said, “Err… She just asked me to come with her! Since we’re friends and all!”

“Wait, you two are friends? Since when?” Ranma asked.

“Since, err.. Since the aftermath of us having that fight!” Ryoga said.

“You mean when the two of you tried to get Akane to go on a date with you.” Ranma said, “...wait is this some other trick like that?”

Well, technically anymore. “N-no! If it was wouldn’t, err, I be trying to get with Akane instead of staying with Ukyo!”

“Right so you’re just hanging out with Ucchan and decided to head with us to this place and-”

The conversation died right there, both Ranma and Ryoga completely forgot about the other. Their eyes locked onto the doors of the girls changing rooms. Mostly because the doors had become transparent.

Ukyo peeled off Ryoga’s soaked tank top, dropping it to the floor. Which meant there was a noticeable bounce upon its removal. Ryoga swallowed despite his mouth being dry. Next Ukyo undid her pants and pulled them down, revealing the bizarre choice of briefs for her underwear. She smoothed back her damp hair, pulling it away from her chest, fully revealing it. Next, came down the briefs. Ryoga’s eyes did not notice the underwear being moved, instead he was focused on the tufts of hair between her legs. A pair of very lacy panties were pulled up over that tempting spot, and Ryoga wondered which sight was better. Snug blue jeans fit tightly against her hips, and showing that Ukyo probably never wore bras she fumbled a bit with the lacy fabric before slipping it on. Finally, she pulled the shirt over her head, and the door became solid again.

Meanwhile, Akane had been a bit slower, wearing tighter fit clothing. Ranma counted the full two seconds it took for her to pull her blouse off. Next came the bra, and and Ranma realized that Akane had gotten a bit bigger since the last time he had seen her naked. She kicked off the skirt, literally tugging it down one leg and kicking it to the wall. The panties were similarly discarded, and Ranma learned something new about his fiance’s shaving habits. This new pair of underwear as black, the bra barely covering her erect nipples and the panties, well, Akane frowned at the sight of them before shrugging and putting them on. They were thong panties, so very little was covered. Finally she pulled on the modest top and skirt, and the door shifted to black.

Meanwhile, two ghosts were thoroughly spraying the boys with their perfume.

“We should tell them.” Ranma said.

“Yes. We should tell them.” Ryoga said.

Neither moved. Not a single body part moved. Wait, no, one body part on each boy moved. In an upwards direction. And it was quite an involuntary reaction, too.

The doors opened, “And we’re back!” Akane said, smiling the cheerful smile of the ignorant. “You boys not too bored?”

Both boys slowly shook their heads.

“Oy, Ryoga, give me your bandanna.” Ukyo said.

“...huh…?” Ryoga squeeked out, “W-why?”

“Come on, I need it more than you. Wet long hair is a pain in the ass.” Ukyo said.

“Oh.” Ryoga reached up and pulled off the bandanna, “Here you go.”

“Thanks!” Ukyo said, smiling cheerfully, holding her hair back and tying the bandana in a bow to keep her hair in a ponytail again. “There that’s much… Ryoga?”

“Huh?” Ryoga asked.

“Did you pull out a second bandana?”

“No… I just… er…”

“Oh yeah, he always has like a million of them on.” Ranma said, “Can throw them around like shurikens actually, though he hasn’t done it in a while.”

"But wouldn't that leave a really thick layer around his head? And cut off circulation?" Ukyo asked.

“Would you really be surprised if the circulation to Ryoga’s brain is cut off?” Ranma asked.

"Maybe your pigtail's tied so tightly it's cutting off your common sense." Akane elbowed Ranma in the side. “Don’t start a fight in here.”

Any retort to Akane died on Ranma’s lips, his legs crossing as he remembered what he had seen under the modest outfit she now had on. “R-right! Let’s finish this dumb fake thing!” He grabbed Akane by crook of her arm and dashed out of the changing room.

“Hey! Wait a minute Ranchan!” Ukyo started to chase after the pair, but Ryoga put a hand on her shoulder to stop her from running. “What now!?”

“Ukyo!” Ryoga hissed, pulling out the pamphlet again, “Did you forget about what this place is? It’s meant to make couples... Do… do the deed!”

Clunk. A small spatula to the head, “I know that dumbass. But all we got to do is watch the two and stop any hanky-panky right.”

“It’s already started!” Ryoga said, oh how he wish he didn’t have to confess this, but he had no choice. “That entire thing with the water was to get you two girls to change clothing!”

Ukyo looked down at her loose fitting t-shirt and jeans, “Then it did a crappy job, me and Akane are wearing less sexy clothing now.”

“No!” Ryoga gritted his teeth, he had to say it! “The… the doors of the changing room, they became windows!”

Windows? So wait, Ryoga had seen her strip naked and… and…

CLANG! CLANG CLANG! Out came the peel again! Slamming Ryoga into the ground! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! “You perverted little Peeping Tom!”

“Ow! Damn it! Ow!” Ryoga winced, and the choice was made. Throw Ranma under the bus, “I turned away the instant I saw it become transparent! Ranma was the pervert Peeping Tom!”

Ukyo stopped whaling on Ryoga for a moment, “So you didn’t peek at me?”

That’s when a ghost above them sprayed some more DDP on Ukyo.

CLANG! ”SO WHAT? I’M NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO EVEN TEMPT YOU GUYS?!” CLANG!

Ladies and gentlemen, behold: The horror known as 'you cannot win' syndrome, striking again. And again. And again.

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Tritan

Wed Dec 06 02:04:42 2017

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