The Ranma Meme: A more subtle meme outbreak...

Unending BE - episode 749876

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It began the day of Happosai's funeral, which had been a surprisingly solemn occasion. The fathers had to be periodically given The Look to prevent them from celebrating a great evil departing from the world because, after all, when it was all said and done you didn't disrespect the dead. But that part was not of any real importance, because nothing truly unexpected happened that day. The thoughts of all went out to the old man, though most were substantially less pleasant thoughts than others. It was strange to think it of such a persistant pest, but they would all miss him in their own ways.

Later on, now that was when things got a little interesting. When the families had returned home, Ranma had gone into the dojo in an attempt to work something out. He did his best thinking while in motion and nobody seemed to be in the mood for a spar. His father was off "raising a toast" with Soun to the recently departed. Mousse would've taken things a bit more seriously than he might've liked if the offer was extended, Ryoga was god only knows where, Shampoo and Ukyo might take it as an invitation for something a little more physical (or compound his stuff to think about in other countless ways... No, best leave that one be). And then there was Akane...

Yeah, that was the weird thing. She kept coming to the front of his thoughts for some reason. There was something wrong, something bothering him at a fundamental level and trying to figure out what the hell it was... well, it was driving him a little insane. Why was he even thinking about that uncute, sexless tomboy anyway? He should be thinking about something a little more day relevant. He should be thinking about...

"It's weird that he's gone, isn't it?" Akane said from the doorway.

Reluctantly, he turned to face her. She seemed to take it not as a personal slight, thank heavens. Perhaps she interpreted it as him dealing with the conflicting emotions that surrounded the day. Being rid of a great menace, but at the same time... dammit, he may not have acted like it at times but he was still a human being. That counted for something. Even if that person was him.

And then he just started talking. Anything to stop himself from thinking about the maddening obsession drilling its way through his mind. He still couldn't see it, still couldn't understand it and maybe... just maybe he didn't want to see it. He talked slowly and carefully about how Happosai was a total pervert that thought girls should only wear sexy clothes to show off their bodies, and that boys... well, the boys should just appreciate the view and not worry so much about it. He talked about how if the old pervert had his way, Akane would just not care about being looked at or checked out by horny boys. And then he talked about other stuff that he couldn't quite remember, because he got a bit distracted by her eyes, which were strangely fixed on his, not moving for a moment, scarcely blinking and letting him see right into them. Such pretty eyes. Why did she have to get so mad at him sometimes?

Suddenly, he shook his head. Huh. The thoughts were gone, for some reason. It was like it had been building up all day, waiting until this moment to release something... and it was gone now. Just flat out gone, without leaving a trace.



From there, the change began to take place. It happened so gradually, almost incrementally, such that nobody noticed anything was happening until it was already too late. Too farspread to contain and the carriers... well, that wasn't quite yet. This was but the first step in the journey of a thousand miles, and it began in a way that was quite innocent and far from suspicious by any means.

It began with Akane Tendo thinking to herself, today I shall wear a mini-skirt. There, you see? Hardly anything of concern to anyone. She wore them on occasion, now and again. She was a girl, in spite of Ranma's insults. She did have a wardrobe that reflected her girlish nature, and that did include a few items that counted as extremely girly such as a mini-skirt. Nothing wrong with her deciding to wear such an outfit on any given day, now is it?

The day after that, she'd choose to wear one again. Then the next day. Also on that day, she decided to go clothes shopping. Nothing special in mind, no direct intention guiding her actions. She came home with bags full of thongs, mini-skirts and tube tops. Nothing beyond a little strange there, but no alarms bells needing to be raised quite yet. The next day? Mini-skirt. The day after that? Ah, a change for once. A skirt she'd decided was too long and had managed to persuade Kasumi to slice a little off, turning it into a homemade micro skirt. Then she did the same for all her skirts, making them shorter and shorter, until they reached the point where if she went any further, there was no hope of hiding her underwear if she tried.

But that was days ahead yet. Let us step back a bit, to see what happened to her on that very first day...

  1. *Akane wears the smallest skirt she with the intention of deliberately tease Ranma. She knows he's been checking her out lately...
  2. It's a hot day, so Akane figures she'll wear something cool and cute.
  3. Akane chooses to wear it seemingly at random. At least, that's how it seems to her.
  4. Akane has some other reason for wearing the skirt on the first day.
  5. Meanwhile, Ranma feels the urge to pass the meme on to another person.
  6. Something else
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Lumitiel

Fri Oct 29 01:34:23 2010

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