Jamie stormed towards the crowd assembled outside. "Everyone, listen to me!" she cried, "Don't use his machine! It's defective somehow and it messes up your body!"
Shouting people aren't all that rare at carnivals, though, and most spectators tend to ignore them, in much the way that people were ignoring Jamie now. To make matters worse, the carny was starting up his shouting as well.
"Come to the Tent of Transformation! Just like the holodeck on Star Trek, only better! Step through one of our doors and find yourself transformed to a new and better self!"
Better self my ass, thought Jamie. She knew she had to win back the crowd's attention so did the only thing she could think of. She grabbed her t-shirt at the waistline and pulled it off over her head, revealing her half full bra. That got some attention, at least from the guys.
"This is what the Tent of Transformation will do to you!" she yelled, "I used to be a D-cup, now I'm just a B. It'll probably shrink your dick to an inch long," she said to one for the guy now ogling her exposed chest, "or turn your balls into the size of peas," she said to another.
"Are those...are those real?" said one guy, obviously in need of a lay and more focused on Jamie's breast than on what she had to say.
"What? Of course they are, do they look fake?"
"Can I touch them?" he asked, almost mesmerized.
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