Altered Histories 1/2: Pig vs Panda

Unending BE - episode 764678

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"Tadaima!"

Soun Tendo did not move from his spot, and instead turned to face the speaker. "Ah, Kasumi. I see you've done with the..." He blinked at the sight. "Kasumi, why is there a piglet resting between your..."

"I found this little one dragging this backpack and umbrella here. I think they must belong to someone so I'm keeping it here till I can turn them over to the authorities."

"Ahhh..." answered Soun, missing the fact his Shogi opponent manipulated the board behind his back.

He awoke, blinking his eyes. He was still a pig. Quickly wracking his brain, he remembered the last few moments involving being pressed to boobs each larger than his body before fainting due to bleeding from his nose.

Yes, even with all the sex he had... big bosoms of a B-Girl were still... overwhelming.

He quickly took in the sights before him. There was a mustached man playing shogi with... a panda?!

Images of a flying panda crashing into him flashed before his eyes, as the memory of that... accursed event... came into the forefront of his mind.

"BWEEEEEEE!!!!!!" He leapt of the girl's massive bustline headed straight for the panda's head.

"GROWF?!" The panda was caught unaware of the attack, and soon found its vision full of pig skin.

His shogi opponent took the moment to alter some of the pieces on the board.
"So... is there something you want from me?"

Sayuri twiddled her thumbs. "I hear that at school there's a special private place where one can get some... quality time."

Nabiki raised her eyebrows. "And why would I know of this place?"

"Because that were you engage in deals of a certain... nature," answered Yuka. "I mean... not even you would perform such things in the public view."

"But that implies that I would actually engage in such deals on campus grounds. You know know the rules."

"And since when you do you care?" jibbed Sayuri.

"When it is profitable. In any case.. why do you wish to know? Are you two realizing you're made for each other or...""

"No no no...." Yuka waved her hands. "We just want time to try out this one guy. I hear he's incredible."

"Indeed he is..." Nabiki murmured.

"What?"

"Nothing nothing. Let's say I do know such things, how are you going to compensate me for this information?"

"Um... pictures of us in tiny bikinis?"

"You think I'll be satisfied with that?"

  1. The Tendo Dojo
  2. *The event's at the Hikawa Shrine
  3. Kaname finds a way to get Sousuke to bed
  4. Keitaro, Naru and Motoko
  5. Kyon wonders the more on the weirdsness that already exists, and the numerous coincidences.
  6. Something else
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Sun Dec 12 18:35:59 2010

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