(Warning: This episode contains spoilers for the series up to episode 35. You have been warned.)
Shinn strolled into his room, just about as happy as he could reasonably be. Through a combination of extensive drilling, a genius plan, and his own piloting skills, he had just brought down Kira Yamato. That bastard was responsible for interfering with their battles, damaging the Minerva, and crippling their Mobile Suits. What drove him over the edge was when he destroyed the Destroy Gundam and killed the pilot--Stella, Shinn's first love.
So he ran the Freedom through with his beam sword. The explosion may have trashed the Impulse, but who cares? He just beat Kira Yamato! Even now, that knowledge gave him a warm feeling inside. He slumped down into his computer chair, sending it rolling back a bit. No one could stand up to him now. He was on top of the world!
And while most of his shipmates had greeted him with cheers of congratulations, I knew you could do its, and holy shit you just beat the Freedoms, Athrun wasn't as ecstatic. "Who does that asshole think he is?" Shinn said aloud, voicing his discontent. "Telling me that I didn't have to shoot him down, of course I had to shoot him down! He was the enemy! We're soldiers! We kill our enemies! I think he might have actually preferred it if I died out there, so long as his precious Kira survived. And then he punched me! That guy, he... just... ugggggh!"
Shinn finished ranting and stopped himself once he realized that he was just working himself up. Maybe Rey was right; he did have a bit of a temper. Shinn took a few deep breaths and opened his terminal. He wasn’t going to let Athruns’ bad attitude diminish the magnitude of his accomplishment, and checking his e-mail would help calm him down.
He was sifting through the mountains of spam when one message inexplicably caught his eye:
Congratulations! You have been selected to be the Master’s representative. Download the attached file to become the undisputed master of your domain!
Shinn raised an eyebrow, not usually one to put any faith in such outrageous claims. But he shrugged his shoulders and ran a virus check before downloading it. He was having a good day today.
After about a minute, the computer made a ding noise signaling that the download was complete. Shinn clicked on the icon and was greeted by what looked like a log-in screen. Above it were the words Please enter the name of the subject.
“’Name of the subject.’ That’s me, right?” Shinn typed his name into the space and hit enter. He was greeted by a full-body representation of his body in a sitting position. Shinn was taken aback, and nearly fell off of his chair. “Wh-what the hell is this?! How is it…” Shinn noticed that the person on the screen was matching all of his movements, and narrowed his eyes. “Alright, very funny guys. Where are the cameras? Come on Vino, Yolan, I’ve figured it out. The joke’s over. ‘Master of my domain’. Very clever. But seriously, stop it. Is Rey up there with you? He’s in on this, isn’t he? The image is still there, guys. I know you’re watching. Fine then, If you’re not going to own up, I’ll just do it myself.” Shinn scoured the room in search of the cameras. He looked underneath the bed, inside his desk, in the ceiling vents, and even the light fixtures, but he couldn’t find anything.
He settled down back into his chair, more than a little frustrated. “Alright guys, you are really good at hiding cameras. I'll give you that. But it’s not funny anymore. I don’t want you spying on me all the time. If you won’t come down here and remove them, I’ll find you and remove a few things. I’m serious. Damn it guys, I—“
Suddenly, Shinn noticed all of the text boxes next to the figure. He hadn’t looked at it long enough before to notice them, but they were there and contained a lot of personal information. Age, height, weight, birth date, muscle mass, food preferences, nervous habits… penis size?! “Okay, this is definitely not funny anymore. This is bordering on stalker territory. How do you even know what my sexual sensitivity is?! And just so you know, my penis is definitely larger than that. I have at least 8 inches, not 6.”
He moved the slider up to 8 and felt a slight tingling sensation in his loins. While moving it away form the slider he accidentally checked the box marked “erect”. Abruptly, his dick sprung up, causing him a good deal of pain because of the tightness of his uniform. He yelled out in surprise and pain and jumped to his feet, quickly shoving his pants down around his ankles, allowing his member to come free.
Once in full view, Shinn quickly noticed that his dick seemed a bit bigger than before. He looked at it, then up to the screen where the ‘erect’ box was clicked. Slowly, hesitantly, he moved the mouse back over to the box and un-checked it. Abruptly, his member deflated. Shinn looked down in astonishment. ‘No way… This… this is impossible. But… it’s happening. It’s happening anyway.” Shinn clicked the erect box again and watched his member spring to life. Then, he moved the slider over, and watched with a mixture of fascination and horror as his dick grew in kind. He stopped once he started to feel light-headed, and moved it back to 8. “Unreal.” Shinn said, his mind still trying to grasp the full implications of what he was seeing…
Tue Dec 14 17:37:10 2010