"Hey Ino." Sakura said walking over to her blond friend.
"Sakura what are you doing here?" Ino asked sincerely.
"I noticed that had a pharmacy here, so I wanted to check it out." Sakura answered.
"So Forehead are any of these things the real deal?" Ino asked holding a bottle of BE pills in her hand.
"No I ran a scan on everything but the name brands are placebos. At least the pricing is appropriate for sugar pills, club soda, and generic perfume." Sakura said not realizing that most of the items were magical in nature thus wouldn't show true on any scan.
"That sucks you could have used some of these Forehead." Ino snickered shaking the bottle of BE pills and Sakura pouted.
"Come on Ino-pig I'm a late bloomer like Tsunade. You on the other hand could use these." Sakura countered picking up a weight loss potion.
"Sakura you wound me, just because a woman has a full figure doesn't mean she fat. You should give this a try ." Ino said grabbing a perfume bottle marked 'Extra Strength Male Attractant'.
"Haha very funny Ino-pig but considering how much time you've been spending with Anko." Sakura said as she pulled out two bottles one marked 'Male Repellent' and 'Female Attractant'. "These would help you out."
Then the two girls burst out laughing at their inside jokes.
"You know Forehead this junk might be fake but let's buy some and use them anyway." Ino said an idea forming in her head.
"Sure let's put the power of placebo to the test." Sakura said as Ino and her began buying the cheap trans-formative products.
With that the two unsuspecting Kunoichi bought the goods and left the shop laughing. The shopkeeper was also happy to get some actual money in the register marking down the prices was an excellent ideas and when those two came back to be fixed he'd jack them up.
What happens next?
Wed Dec 22 05:27:19 2010