MW: Olivia orders a drink

Unending BE - episode 770436

A now 300 pound, obese Olivia Wilde put her ice cream tub down, and just sat down at the bar. She watched Samantha flirt with some guys on the dance floor, and wished she could do the same.

The bartender sidled over to her.

"Wow, anyone ever mentioned you look a lot like Olivia Wilde? You're really beautiful, you know that?"

Forgetting her predicament, Olivia brushed the hair from her chubby face and smiled at the bartender.

"Aww, thank you!" she purred.

"I'd swear you were her... y'know, if you weren't such a whale..." the bartender replied, seemingly not noticing how harsh and offensive he was being.

Olivia glared at him, so he asked what she'd like to drink.

"Large rum and coke please!" Olivia snapped. She was not enjoying this...

1. Olivia sarcastically asks if she can get any fatter. Jim deliberately misunderstands, and makes her even fatter.
2. *Olivia asks for new clothes. Jim isn't so kind with his change of clothing.
3. Olivia wishes she was having more fun. Jim responds by making her badly drunk and horny.
4. Olivia wishes she wasn't at the club anymore, so instead of teleporting her out, Jim makes her humiliatingly be thrown out of the club.
5. Samantha returns from the dance floor.
6. Something else.

Tue Feb 08 18:00:02 2011

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