Even spooning on the bed, Mitch felt totally surrounded by Jenna. Her shoulder was so far above his, her wingspan was beyond his arm length, her legs went far past his.
They were quiet in bed for a few monutes. Mitch could feel Jenna's breasts rise and fall with her breathing. Mitch wondered what the rest of the world was like now that the average woman was eight feet tall.
The silence was broken by the sound of Mitch's stomach rumbling.
"Hungry?" Jenna asked, and Mitch could feel her voice vibrating against him.
"Well, I've really worked up an appetite. You know what would be great? Let's go out to lunch."
Jenna made a pfft noise. "Aren't we doing this in the wrong order? I buy you lunch and then we get nasty? I don't know kiddo, I can't pay for all your meals. I like you and all, but I'm not made of money."
"That's ok. I'll pay."
Jenna made another dismissive noise, as if Mitch had told a tasteless or unfunny joke. She tussled his hair with her huge hands. "You gonna do that for me boy?"
Something about the way she said it irked Mitch. Did she think he was cheap? "Sure!" he said, "I'll pay for lunch. Anything you want."
Mitch couldn't see Jenna, but something in her voice changed. "You'll pay for lunch...." She seemed confused as if Mitch had said something in another language and she was having difficulty translating.
"I'll pay for lunch." said Mitch, as simply as he could.
Jenna sat up. Mitch turned to get a look at her gorgeous, massive body. Jenna seemed to be rolling a thought around in her head. "Is this some kind of kinky role-playing thing where you pretend to buy something for me? and I pretend, what, that you've bought me or something?"
Now Mitch was confused. "No. I just want to get up, get dressed, go to Chili's or Ruby Tuesday's, I'll get a burger, you'll get whatever you want, we eat, I pay, we leave."
"I've never heard of Chili's or Ruby's. Is it some kind of boyist club?"
"No, they're restaurants. We can go wherever you want to."
Jenna flopped down on the bed, seemingly not convinced this wasn't a game. "OK, Big Boy, what are you going to use for money? Did you get some kind of cash job on the side stripping, or servicing some older ladies?"
Mitch tried to not get annoyed. He liked being with a gargantuan woman, sure, but he didn't need to be treated like a kid. "I'll pay for it with my own money. My credit is good, and I've got some cash too."
Jenna squirmed in mock excitement. "Really? Let's see that cash."
Mitch walked over to his jeans and pulled out his wallet with some cash. Then it hit him. The Blueberry didn't transform Jenna, it transported Mitch to a world where women have an average height of eight feet and are all gorgeous.
"Let's see that cash." Jenna reached over and used her enormous hands to snatch the bills. They looked like index cards in her hands. She looked at them like it was play money. "Well, I don't know where you got these tiny bills. THey sure look pretty, but there are all boys on these bills! Hamilton? Jackson?"
Jenna seemed to lose patience. She tossed the cash back at Mitch. "Is this some weird fantasy you're into or something? Something you and your boyfriends do when you do... whatever it is you do?"
Mitch scrambled around on the floor for his cash. Jenna rolled out of bed and started to get dressed. When she spoke, she took on a lecturing tone that you might use if you were explaing how a bill becomes a law to a third grader.
"Look, boy-o. I'm all about the sex games. I'm a woman and I like to have fun like everyone else. But you gotta give me something to work with. OK? I know lots of guys like to pretend they're in charge, that they can spend money, and so on. I can only go so far with it. OK? I'm a chick, you're a cock. I'm the woman in this relationship. OK? WO-MAN." For emphasis, Jenna pointed to her vagina. "You want to spend my money? You got to earn it. Just like everyone else. You don't like it? You can go find yourself a perv who wants to see you in makeup and a skirt. Got it?"
"Got it." Said Mitch automatically.
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