Ranma stood on the pole looking down at the spring he had knocked his Father in, "Come on Pop, we done already?"
Just as he was getting worried that his father might have hit his head and drowned, a giant panda leaped from the spring. "What the hell?"
"Oh no, Mr. Customer fall in spring of drown panda, tragic tale of panda who fall in and drown 2000 year ago, now whoever fall in spring take body of panda."
"Why the hell didn't you say that before?"
"You no let me."
While Ranma was distracted talking to the guide, Genma wasn't idle maneuvering himself for the perfect strike that Ranma wouldn't be able to dodge or block even if he saw it coming at the last moment. With a mighty leap he attacked, waiting until the last moment to scream, "AN OPENING," but what came out was a thunderous "ROAR!" Wondering where the bear was, Genma quickly finished his attack before landing and taking a look around to find the beast, not noticing as his son hit the water of a spring two pools away.
Ranma heard the roar and turned his head just in time to see the panda land the punch right in his face and be launched into the air. Seeing the rapid approach of the spring, Ranma tried every trick in his not inconsiderable arsenal of aerial martial arts to land on the dry ground between the pools, but even with his impressive abilities he still ended up falling into a spring. As he fell into the spring he could feel a tingling sensation spreading through his whole body. When the tingling finally stopped, Ranma was finally able to surface from the pool and drag himself out. Hearing the guide babbling about something, he listened to hear what sort of beast he had become.
"Oh no, young mister customer fall in spring of drown pregnant were-cheetah, very tragic tale of were-cheetah who escaped the destruction of her village 16 year ago, only to drown in spring while running from were-wolves."
After hearing the word pregnant come out of the guides mouth, a feeling of dread filled Ranma to the point he tuned out the rest of the explanation. Not even looking, Ranma carefully reached into his, no HER, pants to check and confirm HER fears. Finding his penis to be gone, she reached up and opened her gi top and stared down at her breasts in shock. As she was about to scream, something strange registered. Since when did women have fur? Looking at her reflection in the water, and seeing a very cat like being, she reacted.
Mon Apr 25 15:56:31 2011