Henry looked at the candy. "Really? Are you sure?"
"Women like sweets," Jim said. "And I have a feeling that if you give a lady one of these, your luck should start to change."
Henry looked again at the candy. Any sign of pensive behavior seemed to have been spirited away by the magical Sprite he drank. "Oh, what the heck. It can't hurt to try." He selected an assortment of candies, and Jim's badge quickly gave him information on each.
Whoppers: Increases a woman's breast size to immense proportions without causing back injury or balance issues.
Milk Duds: Causes the eater to begin lactating.
Mounds: A specialty candy that not only increases breast size, but has a coconut flavor that brings out a Hawaiian beauty.
Pocky: Imported from Japan, these long frosting-coated cookie sticks plump lips and increase a desire to suck cock while also altering ethnicity.
Sweet Tarts: For the adventurous type. Those that eat this become hot nymphets with an air of faux innocence.
Whatchamacallit: This candy bar is a special wild card. Those that eat it in unpredictable, exciting ways.
After Henry made his selections...
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