Zack's Blueberry: It's his now

Unending BE - episode 821902

Zack was just heading up his girlfriend Kelly's driveway (On his way to hang out and hopefully get a little action) when he spotted something. Sitting, just sitting (In plain view no less!) on the driveway was what looked like a brand new smartphone.

"The hell?" Zack said, cautiously looking around to see if the owner was nearby before picking it up. The screen seemed blurry, but uncracked or otherwise damaged for a moment, before the words Blueberry Soothsayer III appeared on the screen.

"Huh," Zack said. He browsed through the apps and programs for a minute. Finding them weird and with other business to attend to he glanced around again before pocketing the phone and heading inside.

"Hey Kelly, its Zack." He shouted up the steps. Hearing her answering shout back he headed up the steps where he found his girlfriend in her room reading a book.

"Give me a minute Zack, I'm at the best part." She said, not even bothering to glance up as Zack plopped down on the bed next to her.

"What? I come all the way over here and your too busy for me?" He said with mock sadness as he casually began to reach an arm around her to grab her breast.

"Not now." She said, knocking his arm away, still glued to the book. Put off, Zack pulled the Blueberry out again, intending to check it out some more while his girlfriend was busy.

But man, some of these programs had weird names. Omnipedia, Everywhere-cam, Magic-answer... Finally, he clicked open the most prominent one, something called the "soothsayer" app. He was instantly greeted with a message: The Soothsayer app allows for reality alterations based on the user's input. By default, only the current owner will be aware of such alterations.

Afterwards, the screen changed to show an empty text box to type in as well as links to lists for people unaffected and a history of commands.

'This has to be a joke, someone made a cheap app to pretend to play god or something.' Zack thought with a chuckle. 'Still, it may be fun to type something in.'

Glancing around for an idea, Zack was struck by inspiration. Unaware of that his command was about to come true, Zack typed...