Jim was walking through the mall on his way to the food court where there were always some cute girls. He had a thought of asking a girl out in front of her friends and having her fall madly, publicly in love with him.
In the opposite direction, there was a herd of five or six guys. Jim moved to one side to get out of the way.
But then the last guy suddenly leaned over and elbowed Jim right in the stomach.
"Watch where you're going, dickhead" the guy shouted, as if it were all Jim's fault.
Jim doubled over in pain. He couldn't breathe for a second. The Asshole Bunch stopped to laugh.
Then, Jim remembered he had a ring that could change people's minds.
He pointed it at the guy who'd elbowed him and sent a picture of fear.
"HEY!" shouted Jim as loudly and as angrily as he could. "GET OVER HERE".
The joker who'd hit him in the stomach suddenly looked terrified.
"NOW!" said Jim. "I'm not going to ask again."
The guy walked towards Jim with a look of terror on his face. The other guys weren't sure what was going on.
Thu Aug 01 15:13:30 2024