"Okay Sluts its time to play the first round which we like to call 'How Stupid Are You' this part of the game is so simple even the dumbest slut can get it. Every question you get right the next question gets harder, and every question answered wrong makes the dumb slut who got it wrong even dumber but the next question is easier." The announcer said enjoying the signs of panic from the five women who did their best to hide it.
"Okay are you Mxyplktz in disguise or just say reality warper who thinks he can win where all others have failed?" Wonder woman said not losing her cool even though she couldn't move and had no weapons on her.
"Little of both yet neither now the first question goes to you Wonder Whore What are the three branches of the U.S government." The Announcer asked giving an easy question to start.
"The Legislative branch, the Judiciary branch, and the Executive branch." WW answered by spouting that piece of trivia.
"Correct well aren't you a smart slut. Next question for Raven what is the cubed root of 64."
"4." Raven said after thinking for a moment.
"Well you did go to high school bird bitch, next Question for you Harley
name the three Marx brothers?" The Announcer said and Harely laughed.
"Larry, Curly, and Moe of course." She said only for the Announcer to laugh.
"Wrong that would be the Three Stooges hope you enjoy being a giggling moron." The Announcer pushed the button and Harley felt a painful jolt go through her head as her brain got a little fried.
"That don't feel good." Harley said her head lolling around. Then the board came down from the ceiling revealing the numbers. Wonder Woman 145, Raven 170, Harley 145 formerly 155, Poison Ivy 160, Catwoman 190.
"For Poison Ivy name all the planets in our Solar System, better get this one right because each wrong answer makes the next brain drain worse." The plant woman gulped she liked plants but she didn't want to have the mind of one.
"Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto." Ivy listed off like she had learned in elementary school.
"Wrong Pluto isn't a considered a planet anymore." The announcer said then he hit the button, and a jolt went through Ivy's mind as her IQ dropped to 140. "A few more wrong answers like that and you'll be a vegetable." The Announcer chuckled the other women feeling more nervous. "Now for you Catwoman Recite the Green Lantern's oath."
Catwoman racked her brain cleared her throat and then answered. "In brightest day in blackest night no evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might beware my power Green Lantern's light." Catwoman said hoping she had got it right.
"Correct Pussy cat. Now back to Wonder Whore what is the what is the rate of force gravity exerts on everything on Earth?" The Announcer asked Wonder Woman was wracking her brain as a person who could fly she ignored gravity and so did her Amazonian education.
"8.9 feet per second?" Wonder Woman said unsure.
"Wrong the correct answer is 9.8 meter per second squared." The Announcer announced hitting the button sending a big jolt through the Amazon's mind draining her intelligence down to 115.
"That feels like so wrong." Wonder Woman said shaking her head.
"You'll learn to like it, now here is your Question Bird Bitch why is the sky blue."
"Because the particles in the atmosphere reflect blue light." Raven said hoping she was right she had no idea what would happen to her delicate control of her powers if she was stupid.
"Correct again you little witch." The Announcer said annoyed at Raven's luck. "Oh Harley its your turn what do you get when you mix bleach and ammonia.
"I know chlorine gas." Harley said stating the simplest fatal chemical reaction.
"Correct Ms.Quinn now for you Ivy what is the psychoactive compound found in Cannabis." The Announcer asked knowing she would get it right.
"That would be THC." Ivy confident in her knowledge of botany no matter how much intelligence she lost.
"Correct again now for you Pussy cat, what is the atomic weight of beryllium." The Announcer asked savoring the look of panic in her eyes.
"I don't know." Catwoman said and she felt the jolt as her IQ dropped to 140. "How much longer will this go on." Catwoman moaned rubbing her temples at this rate she was going to have the mind of a cat.
"Oh until all five of you have gotten a question wrong we will keep going." Everyone gave a look at Raven saying it was time to take on for the team. Raven gulped then nodded. "Wonder Woman in greek mythology why did Hercules have to perform his 12 labors." The Annoucer said aiming a look at Raven.
"Because he murdered his family and sought forgiveness from the gods." Wonder Woman said trying not to go over board on that.
"Correct now for you Raven what does Azarath Metrion Zinthos actually mean?" The Announcer asked and with a gulped Raven answered.
"None of your business." Raven said then the Announcer hit the button and Raven grit her teeth as her mind was fried down to an IQ of 110.
"Don't worry about your powers going out of control they don't work her so express just how dumb a slut you can be will all those bottle up emotions." The Announcer said as he looked to Harley. "Now Harley the question is who is the Joker really."
Harley gasped at the unexpected question that everyone looked to her to answer.
"I don't know no-one no knows who Mista J was I don't even think he knows anymore." Harley told the truth and hopped she wouldn't lose any more brain power.
"I'll take that one as half right so you only lose half as much as you should." The Announcer said hitting the button suck Harley's intelligence down to 100 average. "Now your question Ivy who wrote the play Macbeth?".
"William Shakespeare." Ivy answered glad she still remembered her literature.
"Correct now Catwoman last question in this part of the round have you are masturbated to Batman?" The Announcer asked and with a blush Catwoman answered.
"Yes."
"That is correct and the end of the part 1 of this round onto part 2."
What happens next?
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