"Come on, Komuro. You're acting like this thing is real." remarked Hirano.
He cast his hand through his hair as his eyes raced through the various options, "Why wouldn't I? You saw all the info it had on us. Not to mention those er...models of the girls."
Hirano cast his hand to his nose in remembrance of the nosebleed seeing those had caused, "Yea...why don't we go back to that screen? Besides isn't it more likely Shizuka-sensei's roommate is just some crazy stalker..."
"Don't be an idiot! Why the hell is there this virus info?! If a fucking zombie apocalypse can just happen, then why not a magical reality altering computer?"
Hirano was silent for a moment and Komuro got the idea he was a bit pissed at his tone but he apparently got over it as he said, "Uh yea...Anyway, I guess it can't hurt to try. While your at it alter me up some guns, right?"
"I don't think it works that way. I think its just people-er uh biological things with this virus...Come on. Which symptoms look the least uh...bad?"
The pudgy long haired guy leaned in, squinting through his glasses before pointing, "That one."
Komuro looked at his selection, "Calm...not too bad..uh" He moused the cursor over it and after a moment a box popped up with additional info. He grimaced as he finished reading, "Awe hell no. Subject loses all motivation to do anything at all. Includes such important activities like eating...so basically everyone just lays down and starves to death."
Hirano snorted, "Yea, plus one percent of the population goes psychotic and hyper-violent."
The two boys deliberated over the list. There were all sorts of options. Petrification, lycanthropy, and vampirism. A lot of -isms in fact, too many to bother going through. Especially after they read the description for hermpirism. shudder Being turned into puddles of goo. A lot of monstrous transformations, nothing really remotely acceptable though, some were probably better than being undead eaters of flesh...
Hirano suddenly perked up, "Well, this one doesn't seem too bad..."
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