As Jim was about to leave the room the door opened and his mother was standing there.
She said, "Two things first. A neighborcalled and told me they saw you come over naked. Two what are you wearing."
Jim started to say, "I could find. Wait your not shocked at my height."
Jims mother looked confused, "What are you talking about. You have always been this height the only thing new is dressing up like a baby. If you like that stuff great but honey you okay."
Jim stood in shock a day ago he was 6'4 and now his mother is telling him he always been 2.
Jim said, "I had senior moment."
Jims mother said, "Honey dont lie to me if you want to be dressed up like a baby wait you only want to be dressed up like a baby not treated like one right."
Jims said, "Yes I mean no I dont want to dress up like a baby. I just had a senior moment."
Jims mother a little uneasy said, "Okay."
Jim started to leave but his mother said, "Um what about the cloth."
Jims eyes opened, "I am not going to walk outside naked."
Jims mother smiled and said, "Either that or admit you like to and want to be dressed and treated like a little kid. Or go naked."
Jim said, "Fine."
He started undressing. He put the cloth in a pile and said, "There can I go."
Jims mother in baby talk said, "Oh look at that widdle toochie I can just eat it up. That some other things (Sticking out her pinkie) Havent changed."
Jim pushed his mother and walked outside. He ran to his house and got in but not before he heard a few wistle and clicks. Jim got to his room and saw his dresser and pulled out a shirt. To his shock they where made for small people. Jim felt like an idiot if he actually looked he would have avoided this whole senario.
Then
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