Jim sat and looked around. There were two attractive, well dressed, well coiffed business women nearby. They appeared to be in their mid to late thirties. One had shoulder length auburn hair held up on her head with several bobby pins. They other had long blonde hair held back in a tortoise shell barrette. They were eating their salads and talking about clothes.
Jim had the wand in his lap where no one could see it. He pointed it at the blonde.
The blonde suddenly let out a long, very loud fart. Her eyes went wide, and she blushed deeply. The people at the table nearby gave her some disgusted glances. She looked at her friend and went to apologize, but instead she burped loudly. She clamped her hand over her mouth.
Jim snickered. The waiter came, and Jim ordered a lobster salad sandwich, seasoned fries, and a mango iced tea.
The two women's lunches arrived. The blonde had a chicken caesar wrap, and the auburn haired one had some sort of cream soup. Jim pointed the wand at the auburn haired woman. Suddenly the woman had a violent sneeze, she blew a long, thick wad of snot into her soup which splashed up into face. Also several strands of hair came lose and fell into face. Her face now had snot hanging from her nose down past her chin, and soup on her face and in her hair.
The auburn hair woman was stunned then she picked up at napkin and tried to wipe her face.
Thu Jul 05 10:33:36 2012