"Kelly? Come on! You have got to be kidding me!" Zoë said in a huff.
"Just wrapping up… now" Kelly replied sending the command. There was a moments confusion on Zoë's face as memories reorganised themselves. Zoë looked over to Kelly, an eyebrow cocked, then she jumped up.
"Oh my god!" she gasped, her hands over her mouth, "Yo-you, you-you, you have a" Zoë paused a moment trying to comprehend the word, "penis" she finally whispered. Kelly nodded with a smile.
"I know" she confirmed, still standing opposite Zoë.
"But, but how? Why?" Zoë asked stunned by the revelation. Kelly sat down on the sofa and encouraged Zoë to do likewise, hesitantly she took a seat but kept her distance.
"It's this phone" Kelly eventually said, enjoying the feeling of her jeans and thighs pressing against her package, "It has the power to make any change the user wants"
"And you used it to give yourself a huge dick?" Zoë questioned, "What on earth possessed you?"
"Zack actually" Kelly replied, blushing a little.
"He asked you to grow a dick?" Zoë asked confused, "I know he's a little, eccentric, but this is just, out there"
"No no, it's nothing like that, he doesn’t know about it" Kelly started, crossing her legs, gently squeezing her growing erection, "He was around earlier, being his usual jockey self and I'd only just found the phone so I thought about serving some payback"
"Wait, you found a reality altering phone?" Zoë said, the story sounding more and more ludicrous.
"Yeah it was outside on the drive way, looked like someone dropped it" Kelly answered, "Anyway, I wanted to give Zack some payback for being a bit of a dick, and I thought what better way of doing that than by giving myself a dick that's bigger than his"
"This is mental" Zoë said, running a hand through her hair and standing up, "I mean, I have all these conflicting memories" Zoë continued, pacing back and forth, "On the one hand there's us, as a couple, having the most amazing sex" she explained blushing a little, "But on the other, I have all these memories of us just being friends. Which set are real and which are just made up?"
Kelly was quiet for a moment, searching for the best way to tell her friend the truth, "Well" she started softly, "From my perspective the real reality is of us being friends" She stopped for a moment to let it sink in, "The reality of us being lovers was a result of my using the phone to give myself a dick" Kelly finished.
"Prove it" Zoë said slapping her thighs in despair.
"What?" Kelly asked stunned.
"Prove that that phone does what you say it does" Zoë demanded.
"Er, but, how?" Kelly asked, befuddled. Zoë stood and thought about it for a minute.
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