Rito Yuuki was experiencing something rather special in his current life, a perfectly ordinary day! School had gone by without any alien attacks, malfunctioning inventions and only a single accident where he ended up face first under Sairenji’s skirt. Rito felt rightfully that this was going to be one of these few days where nothing special was going to happen.
Nemesis giggled at the back of his mind, making him pause in his task of watering the garden.
“What is it?” He asked the alien currently sharing his body in curiosity.
“Oh nothing, I just heard something funny.”
Well if that was all, Rito shrugged and continued in his task. The vegetables and flowers wouldn’t water themselves after all. Humming a merry tune to himself, the boy just enjoyed the peace and quiet of the moment. Then when he got to the last plant, he wiped the sweat off of his forehead and smiled. He gave a short look and decided that the tomatoes looked almost ripe, in a week or so he would have to harvest them.
*Chomp Chomp*
Or he could be the one to be harvested. Rito jumped into the air as a big scaly green lizard swallowed the hand with which he was checking the tomatoes. It had appeared out of nowhere, quite literally in fact. The boy was pretty sure that there had been no golden retriever sized reptile there a moment ago! He quickly started turning around himself in an attempt to shake off the creature.
It took way too long for his taste, but after he was already starting to feel dizzy, the monster let go. Landing on his butt, Rito blinked and warily observed as the mysterious creature shook its head and then spat out… some sort of black juice. Oh!
“Th.. thanks Nemesis.”
At his words, the creature looked up again and gave him a rather dirty look, as if it was asking why he wouldn’t just let it eat his hand. Nemesis giggling again in the back of his head did not help though! Slowly, Rito got up while keeping his eyes on the thing, but of course it was just then when someone interrupted.
“There you are! Rito, help me catch that guy, he escaped from his cage.” The unfortunate teen looked away from the monster for a moment and saw his fiancee’s little sister Nana standing in the entrance of the garden. Immediately he felt like sighing, this was just the sort of stuff that had to happen to him. Well, at least it couldn’t get worse.
“I got that!” The voice of Lala interrupted his careless tempting of fate and Rito had just enough time to see her sporting a futuristic gun with two purple tips. She looked out of the house’s window and pointed them at the overgrown lizard. Then a beam of purple energy was fired right past him and towards the creature, which ended up jumping out of the way. “Argh, missed it..!”
Lala gave an adorable if somewhat scary pout before adjusting her aim towards the strange reptile. This time though the animal seemed to have a plan. Just when Lala shot the gun, the lizard opened its mouth and a long tongue escaped its mouth and looped around Rito’s hip. It clearly had more strength than any dog sized animal should have, because he quickly found himself catapulted right into the path of the purple beam. What happened then was somewhat difficult to see from his position, so let us switch viewpoints.
Nana Asta Deviluke did not have the highest opinion of Rito, he was a useless guy who kept getting into perverted situations. Sure, even she had understood that he didn’t do it on purpose by now. But that didn’t change the fact that it happened. All. The. Time!
So honestly, she shouldn’t have been surprised when her sister’s fiancee ended up crashing into her. There was a scream from him as he bowled her right over and then a moment later Nana blinked at how she had a certain part of the boy’s anatomy right above her face, Rito’s legs lifting himself just enough to avoid contact with the tip of her nose. The pinkette immediately panicked and grabbed the boy’s legs before pushing him off her.
Only to be pulled right along as her hands refused to let go of what they were grabbing. “Ehhh!” She exclaimed, quickly followed by Rito’s equally confused voice. “Wha.. what!”
Then a sudden jolt of pleasure raced up her spine. “Awawa!” Was her not very eloquent declaration as she was hit by ecstasy for a few seconds. Nana tried to lift herself from her new position on top of Rito. But her clothes were clinging rather clearly to Rito’s and a warning sound of tearing threads made her pause. Then another jolt of pleasure shot up her spine and made the princess of Deviluke bite her lower lip at the intense sensation. “Ri.. ri.. Rito! Let go of my tail.” She did not moan, she did not make any pleased noises! And even if she did, then it would have been a purely physiological reaction she had absolutely no control over. Certainly not because she liked him, nor because he was remotely talented at rubbing tails!
“I... I am trying! It is like my hand is glued to it and ufff!” At another unwanted wave of pleasure racing its way towards her brain, Nana whimpered and unconsciously lowered her butt right on top of Rito’s face. What followed was the interesting sight of the boy trying to free himself and Nana rubbing her ass into his face as his movements got more desperate. Why did this sort of stuff always have to happen?
“Ah, young love.” Said a passerby over the garden’s fence.
“Hey, stop dodging! Don’t worry Rito and Nana, I will free you as soon as I catch this guy.” Lala continued shooting her gun out of the window, hitting everything aside from the reptile. The earlier mentioned passerby barely managed to avoid a stray shot and quickly ran for the hills. Nana didn't really notice, a little distracted with the horribly depraved things Rito was doing to her. It wasn’t fair, this idiot had done so many perverted things to so many girls since she had met him! Why was he also so good at it?
“St. stop it Rito! T.. thi.. this is really bad!” While saying this, Nana started feeling increasingly like she was losing her mind. The tingle in her belly from his first touch had become almost like a swarm of butterflies.
“Got you!” The declaration went right past the young pinkette who had all but surrendered to the pleasure by then. She looked out of hazy eyes as Lala approached them and pointed her gun at them. The lizard behind seemed to be glued to the ground given his movements.
There was a flash of purple light and suddenly Nana found herself lying on the ground. Rito was taking quick and almost greedy breaths behind her. “Finally air!” Said the boy before looking towards Nana who gazed at him and blinked. She was lying somewhat bent over, so her butt was actually pointing towards him. Rito heard Nemesis giggle again in his mind.
”As expected from you, your skills are as impressive as ever.” Rito Yuuki blushed and started apologizing profusely. Nana twitched, before seemingly gathering her wits again and slowly getting up. “I.. I didn’t mean to do any of that to you, it was all an accident.” The boy immediately sensed the danger as the pinkette took something metallic out of her pockets. Nana hit a button on the futuristic device and a pink elephant with antennas appeared in the garden.
“Hey Puripuri, go play with Rito a bit, he has a bit too much energy right now.” The alien elephant trumpeted happily and started racing towards the boy. Rito decided to beat a hasty retreat. While he doubted that the animal would actually hurt him, but any play time would probably end up with him being waved all over the place by its trunk.
“Ahhh! Why did that have to happen just when the day looked like it would be normal for once!” Rito asked while racing down the streets, pink elephant hot on his heels.
“Kukuku! Did you really expect that you could have a normal day after such a declaration?” Asked Nemesis, her voice echoing in his mind.
“You are not helping!” Screamed Rito while running down the street. Pedestrians quickly moved aside the moment they noticed the huge alien creature following him. Behind him the pink elephant lifted its trunk and hooted loudly.
*Scene Break*
The race continued for quite some time, Rito somehow managing to stay ahead of the creature with its far longer legs the whole time. Well, no one could say that he wasn’t used to running away like his life depended on it. Still, after what felt like ages of fleeing from the pink menace, the boy felt like the creature was finally slowing down in its hunt of him.
Of course it was exactly at that point that the universe decided to throw a new problem at him. Down a corner in an unfamiliar street and a few seconds later Rito saw a dead end, a huge brick wall blocking his escape path. Within his mind Nemesis giggled again and once again said that she had told him so.
Still not helping!
Coming to a stop, Rito looked left and right and everywhere for a potential escape route, left and right were solid buildings with no windows in reach, muss less open. And there were no convenient fire escape stair placed right where he could walk up. Damn, that always worked in movies! Then he heard the pink creature turning the corner too.
He was doomed, doomed to whatever weird thing this creature was going to do. With all the ridiculous abilities that the 3 princesses toys, pets and plants had pretty much anything not directly harmful was a possibility.
“Argh! There has to be a way..” Rito said in frustration and grasped onto the brick wall of the building to his right. The boy tried to gain some support, maybe get a foothold even though he knew it was impossible. These weren’t some cheap brick walls where you could easily grasp the space between them!
Which was why it was rather surprising when he managed to easily hold onto the material even when he pulled himself up. His hands were acting as if they had been glued to the wall in front of him. Rito blinked in bafflement at this, but then the sound of the space-elephant grew ever louder and he decided to not look a gift horse in the mouth! Up and up he went, his hands and feet never so much as slipping an inch as Rito frantically climbed up the wall.
”Oh my, that is quite interesting, it is almost like earlier when you were stuck to princess Nana.. kukukuku..”
Our unlucky protagonist did his best to ignore Nemesis, instead concentrating on his escape. He was distracted enough as it was with well, you know the giant pink beast trying to grab him with his huge trunk that he didn't even look up. That also meant that he was spending most of his time dodging the aforementioned trunk and doing his best to climb the wall as quickly as possible. Even when he was already out of reach of the pink monster he kept rushing up and looking down.
Then when he finally grasped the edge of the roof with one hand, he sighed in relief and tried to pull himself fully up.
Only to end up with his head stuck under something black and a white pair of panties right ahead. It is with some shame that Rito could immediately identify a number of girls by the type of underwear they were wearing. Within the last year or so, he had gotten far too many close meetings with panties and bras of all kind to avoid such. Thus it was with a sense of deep seated dread that he slowly lowered his head, then lifted it up while dodging the skirt that had blocked his view.
The face of a blonde girl looked down upon him, one hand still raised, a taiyaki halfway to her mouth. She raised a single delicate eyebrow, a dangerous glint in her red eyes.
“Oh…. So this is what a death wish looks like.” Yami smiled dangerously at the fool clinging to the wall below her. A long streak of her hair lifted itself above her head like a viper and turned into a giant razor blade.
“Hold still. This will only hurt if you squirm." The blade descended at the same time as Rito started babbling apologies. "Ah, why do they never listen?" Yami lamented, but not really as she brought the blade down - where it clashed into Rito's arm and bounced. "What is this?"
The answer to that question was 'a sword? I suppose?' It certainly had the makings of one. Rito Yuuki's arm had transmogrified in a matter of seconds into something vaguely sword like, except that the end had been rounded off. Actually it was very nearly a half sphere right at the very tip of the long shaft, and the handle protruding from his elbow was rather deformed, almost making it seem as though someone had attached a pair of balls to either end of the -
"I'm not a pervert, I swear it was an accident!" Rito protested. He peeked his eyes open when she stopped her attack, and in the process earned himself another peek at some forbidden underwear. This proved to be a mistake, as his 'sword, I suppose?' just so happened to choose that moment to grow a few extra inches.
Golden Darkness twitched, watching the phallic weapon as it stiffened to attention, turning almost entirely vertical in the process. At the same time, the strange ball like protrusions on the handle seemed to tense up, as if they were getting ready for something. That something very probably being 'release'.
Nemesis had restarted her earlier fit of chuckles in the back of Rito’s mind while complimenting his girth between giggles.
"My girth is impressive...?" Rito wondered aloud. This was a rather unfortunate way to express his confusion, it transpired, as now Yami's hair had transformed into a veritable chamber of horrors. There were scissors, there were razor blades, there were needles, there were axes and spears and absolutely no swords. As in, something about the aura Yami was shooting off was making it clear that her hair was not at present allowed to make swords, but damned if Rito knew why.
At this point it must be noted that if Nemesis had her own physical form distinct from his, she would have been rolling around on the floor, thumping her fist against it and dying of laughter. Why, this was better than anything she had seen across the entire galaxy, why had she ever wanted to destroy this planet?
"All perverts must die," Yami proclaimed. Hello Mister Axe! Coming down directly towards Rito's forehead. Our unfortunate protagonist was having quite a bit more trouble dodging than normally due to you know, being stuck hanging onto a roof. He was likely still going to avoid any real harm. Yet, Nemesis decided that with all the entertainment survival was a priority.
And well, she was really curious what she could get out of these strange new abilities her former servant had gained.
When she had first fused with Rito, Nemesis had only been able to hijack his body for a few seconds at most. Since then she had healed quite a bit. So it took barely any effort for her to twist his new “weapon” in the way of the approaching axe and block the attack. The huge killing implement chafed against the “sword”, which caused its head to twitch slightly. Yami took a step back at that, eyes moving back and forth between the boy and the weapon that had been formed from his hand.
Nemesis didn’t let that chance go to waste and quickly pulled, causing a confused Rito to catapult himself into the air and land behind Yami. The blonde whirled around, confusion on her face for a moment before the dark skinned girl stuck her head out of Rito’s shoulder. Literally that is, Nemesis smiled at Yami before making the boy lift his new “weapon” in a defensive position in front of him.
“Mmmm, what a lovely weapon this is.” As Nemesis said that, she slid along the boy’s body until she was was actually growing out of his hand. Slowly she caressed the blade with one hand before licking the bulb at the top. "Don't you want a taste too, Yami? I think you might grow to like it!" The strange weapon twitched at her words, as if it wanted to say that it really liked the idea.
The legendary Assassin known as Golden Darkness looked down at the roof. Her face a mask of disgust, horror and just the teeniest tiniest bit of curiosity if you looked deeply enough. Best not to point it out. Unless you like being shredded like mince, which in this era of fetishes some probably might.
“It appears that I will have to use my ultimate technique.” Answered the blonde assassin a few second later.
Nemesis smirked before asking. “It’s not running away, is it?”
A vein appeared on the golden-haired girl’s head. “..No.”
Nemesis giggled quietly while still caressing the weapon in front of her, which acted almost like a cat enjoying a backrub by nearly vibrating at her touch. “Good. Because if you ran just now we’d get another really good look at your underwear.” Then she tilted her head as if in thought.
“And you know, I cannot guarantee what sort of effect that could have on this lovely thing here.” She said while glancing at the phallic weapon.
“Oh” Rito Yuuki thought meanwhile. “So this is what a death wish looks like.”
“Alright.. then I will have to do things a bit different.” With these words, Yami’s insane arsenal of deadly weapons started fusing together until a gigantic hammer was hanging up in the air.
“And she is dragging me into even more trouble!” Reflected Rito as the dangerous tool of war prepared to squish him like a bug. Immediately the “sword” that had grown out of his hand seemed to shrink a little. Nemesis blinked, looking back and forth between this problem and her newest toy.
“Huh, I guess Yuuki doesn’t like this particular sort of play.” As she thought this, Nemesis wondered what she should do next.
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