Princess Vacation Day: Enter the King of all Koopas

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Bowswer lumbered into the store, looking around for the gothic princess, intent on capturing her while she thought she was on a simple outing with her other princess friends.

After his latest defeat, he had had just about enough of her, and if he couldn't defeat his most hated enemy Mario, he'd just have to settle for capturing Peach. He had failed to kidnap her in his last couple of conquests, and it was about time that she spent some more time in a cage next to his throne, even if it meant putting up with her insults and constant sarcastic comments.

He often wondered how a princess so beautiful could have such a mean edge to her. It was probably due to those Boos, who he was sure would have joined him had it not been for her. He had liked her better before she had started fighting back, why couldn't he just have a normal princess who was all pink and cheerful and always ended up as the damsel in distress? He'd never be lucky enough to get someone like that, he supposed.

He couldn't have picked a better time too, since her two princess friends was that one from space who couldn't fight off a baby Goomba, and that other one who was too dumb to figure out how to use those magic powers she seemed to have against him. See, these were the types of princess he wanted, why couldn't he trade? He was sure Ganondorf wouldn't mind. Well, he probably was. How was the old lord of evil, anyway?

But he was getting off-topic, and refocused his efforts on grabbing the store clerk before she screamed, pulling her close as he let out a streak of fire from his nose for effect.

"Alright, tell me where the princess is before I tear the building down. The pale one with black hair. And don't try screaming if you know what's good for you."

The clerk stammered out that she was in the change room, and rushed for cover behind the counter as he dropped her, stomping towards the change rooms.

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Peach posed a few more times, clad only in her underwear and the corset, admiring her enhanced figure. She wondered just what Mario would think if she showed him this, maybe in the bedroom... She shook her head, wondering just where that thought had come from. She had never been a particularly sexual person, and besides, Mario was one of those ultra-wholesome classic hero types, it'd never work. She could throw herself him completely naked and he'd probably just offer her his shirt or something to wear.

She bent over to try to pick up one of her shoes, remembered just why she had stopped wearing corsets, the zero flexibility. Sure, it looked great, but she had grown to value movement over an exaggerated frame after she had been unable to squeeze out of a cage unnoticed thanks to her stiff corset she used to wear. From then on it had been regular bras and panties, and a much more successful escape attempt.

She began to hear loud, thudding footsteps, wondering just what was going on outside. What, had somebody walked in in a suit of armour? Or, it could be-

"Caught you with your pants down, princess?"

She quickly turned as the door to her room was smashed down, Bowser on the other side, trying to take the fact that she was half-naked in stride, and only mostly succeeding.

"You know, it's rude to walk in on a lady while she's changing." Peach said, quickly reaching for her dress and darting out of the reach of his first swipe at her.

"Why, I'd almost think that you're rather uncouth, although we all know that you're a perfect gentleman, of course."

"Say all you want, princess, but you haven't got your precious Mario to save you now." He said, his confidence stopping him from being too bothered by her remarks. And he was definitely confident today, since he was usually rather easy to fluster.

Unfortunately for Peach, there wasn't much room to dodge in the tiny change-room, and she was quickly grabbed and held tight by Bowser, and without any shoes, the only thing she'd achieve by attempting to kick at him was a broken toe.

"Why don't you just put me down so that everybody can leave unharmed, Bowser?" She said, staring into the triumphant face of the King of Koopas, and to her amazement, instead of gloating, he actually put her down. Even Peach was amazed, her words just being another expression of how little she was intimidated by him, and as such, she only took a step backwards out of confusion when he did so.

In fact, even Bowser himself seemed confused by what he had just done, and quickly grabbed her again, ready to make a quick escape, when...

  1. A rather brave Sammi jumped in front of him in the Fuku she had picked up, posing as she declared that she was going to rescue her friend, both Bowser and Peach equally confused.
  2. A ridiculous looking Zelda jumped in front of him clad in only the tiny chainmail bikini she had picked up, declaring that she was totally going to like, rescue her friend. Bowser was confused, and Peach used her one available hand to facepalm.
  3. *Both Sammi and Zelda jumped out at Bowser.
  4. Bowser grabbed Peach's clothes and quickly made his escape undisturbed.
  5. Something else.
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Tue Dec 04 07:54:58 2012

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