"I am the bone of my sword" Onsen Mark read in his usual barely passable English. He looked around the class, then scowled as he looked at Ataru who was leaning back and casually juggling three tennis balls. "Moroboshi!" he said angrily as he walked toward Ataru's desk.
The instant his name was spoken, Ataru suddenly shifted to juggling the tennis balls just his right hand while using his left to pick up the class booklet.
"Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works."
Putting down the book, Ataru looked at Onsen Mark. Seeing nothing but the teacher staring at him open mouthed in shock, he shrugged, pulled out two more tennis balls and started using both hands to juggle all five.
"You're upset about Moroboshi not acting perverted!?" Sakura asked, staring at the students who had taken the time to meet her after school.
"He's distracting us from our studies," Mendo declared in an annoyed tone.
"That idiot isn't supposed to be smarter than I am," Megane declared angrily.
"And it's just creepy!" Shinobu added with a slight shudder.
Sakura shook her head. "I can't believe you're so keen to find fault in a situation that's clearly an improvement in so many ways. Now if you'll excuse me, I actually have a business meeting with a client who needs an exorcism."
"Well I'm sorry to have bothered you, but as you can see, he seems to have taken care of it."
Sakura stared for a moment, then with a scowl she marched toward the table where the vanquisher of the bad spirits sat eating some of the unagi that was supposed to be HER reward for the job.
"Moroboshi!" Sakura declared as she slammed her hands on the table.
Ataru looked up from his meal and waved to her with a grin. "Sakura-chan! How are you?"
Opposite from him, Lum looked from her own serving of unagi to glance from Ataru to Sakura, then back to Ataru.
Sakura stared at him, barely keeping her eye from twitching. Looking for a distraction she looked down at the misfortune spirits tied up beside him. She raised an eyebrow at the post it notes stuck to it, noting that the characters written on them were well crafted, and they were indeed charged with a potent though odd feeling spiritual force. "How did you accomplish this?"
Scratching behind his head Ataru responded "Well I read a book about symbols a while back and figured why not give it a try."
Sakura looked at him, eye twitching quite visibly as she contemplated her newly gained respect for the students who wanted the old Ataru back. Then a though came to her and she briefly knelt down to examine the captive spirits again, her hands sneaking to her outfits belt in the process.
After a few moments, she stood again and leaned forward, slamming her hands on the table with a declaration of "Moroboshi." As she'd planned, the motion caused her top to flop open, exposing her naked breasts.
For some time, the Universe had been directing excess perversion at Ataru, essentially trying to kick start the desired reaction from him again. When Sakura's exposure caught all of Ataru's attention, the surge of desire in him pulled a massive additional surge of perverted force to sweep in and crash into his mind like a gigantic tidal wave of overwhelming desire.
Ataru however, was used to feeling that sort of desire all the time, and thus as he fought down his desire to jump at Sakura with his desire to win his bet with Lum, the perverted energy enveloping him, effectively lost it's grip and exploded outward.
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