The orb disappeared in a blinding flash of light. Robin and Sharon stared at the place where the orb had just been. "Oh fuck me!" thought Sharon. She looked at Robin in terror. "Thanks to you, I'm stuck with a huge ass and....and taste buds in my rectum! You fucking whore!"
"I have a huge ass too!" said Robin, "and my clit is up my butt!"
"My new life is worse!" said Sharon. She lunged at Robin and knocked her down. The two wrestled on the floor of the the closet.
Meanwhile, the orb reappeared....
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