Shifting Demographics

Unending BE - episode 980670

Advertising companies will do just about anything to hock there products. Is it any wonder they’ve turned to witchcraft. Now they are transforming people to better fit the demographics likely to buy the items they sell. The only question is, what are they selling?

1. Twilight Novels (Oh god no!)
2. Push up Bra’s
3. My Little Pony Merchandise (Do they become young girls, adult men, or actual ponies)
4. Chinese Food (Do Chinese people actually eat it. It’s nothing like food in China)
5. The Republican Party (Their relevance has been inverse to the rise of minorities)
6. Something Else

Sat Jan 18 20:46:08 2014

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