Heading deeper into the West Wing of the Mall, Jim discovers a Children's clothing store. A very lacy dress in the window catches his eye and he walks into the store. Jim browses the store for about 20 minutes, making a point to get closer and closer to the lingerie section of the store. Jim notices a rack of training bras marked for clearance. (Sharon's breasts were somewhat small and Jim wanted to get her a novelty gift.)
Jim selects a bra and proceeds to the register. The sales clerk, who had been eying Jim the entire time, curious as to just what the gentleman in his mid-twenties was up to. As Jim placed the training bra on the counter, the woman smiled. Ah, what a pretty training bra. . .
Jim smiled. The woman continued, "You know, we have some nice panties that make that bra a set. Would you like a pair to match."
Jim nodded a yes and the woman rung him up.
"I'm assuming these are for you daughter?"
Jim nods a yes again, even though he's pretty sure she knows this isn't so.
"Well, sir, this panty and bra set will do wonders for her. It sort of knows that it's on a preteen girl. Don't ask me how. But I promise you that if your daughter wears this panty and bra set for a day, you'll notice her blossom like noone you've ever seen before."
Jim gave the sales clerk a look like she was crazy.
"Now, I know what you're thinking. This lady is nuts. Well, sir, I'm here to tell you that I know exactly what I'm talking about."
Jim said sarcastically, "Just wrap up the stuff."
"Sure, but just a warning, if your daughter has already begun puberty, I caution you not to let her wear this bra and panty set. It has powers that will change the normal progression of puberty."
"Yah, right!"
Sun Nov 8 19:59:12 1998
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