He wraps the gift.

Unending BE - episode 11546

Jim promptly wrapped up the gift for his girlfriend. When he finished, he noticed a note on the table.

Jim examined the note more closely.

It read:

Warning: Do not use if puberty has begun. This product will cause ill effects. It will cause you to:

1. *grow HUGE breasts.
2. *grow HUGE LACTATING breasts.
3. *turn you slowly into wood, starting at your breasts.
4. turn your breasts into super sensitive sex machines.
5. *turn your breasts into self replenishing jello.
6. *something else.

Thu Jan 7 13:09:53 1999