Confident that he had at least one person's present ready, Jim left the card on his counter. True, the free envelope it had come with was white and lacy, but he would fix that later. He then left his house once again and headed off towards the flea market nearby, hoping to spot some cheap jewelry Sharon would like. Unbeknownst to our hero, however, his girlfriend arrived at his house ten minutes after he had left and let herself in with the spare key. Finding the card, she opened it. "Aw... how sweet! Jim didn't forget my birthday!"
Unfortunately, as soon as the words were out of her mouth, she began to glow and...
Sun Mar 13 23:52:42 2005