"Whoa there!",said the man next to him,who turned out to be a magical mysterious stranger."You're changing...looks like magic!"
Jim looked down at himself...he seemed to be developing breasts...?
"You must be wearing a necklace",the man said."Take it off,carry it in your pocket."
Jim hurriedly removed the necklace and the man passed his hands over Jim,who returned to his normal self."Those necklaces must only be worn by women",the man advised."Now,I may ask you for a favor in the future...but give that necklace to your intended...and if you like the changes make sure she sleeps in it.Do be advised that she will conceive from all acts of vaginal intercourse...did the seller warn you?"
"Uh...I didn't listen",Jim said,modifying his thoughts of a superbusty Sharon to include either fathering countless children or sticking to non-vaginal sex.
"So I see...that was a close call."
The bus arrived.
Mon Jun 7 11:54:58 1999